With one thing and another, I've been a bit down in the dumps lately but I am so pleased with my abstinence from the dreaded ciggies. I've decided I may take up some new hobbies to occupy my hands/mind and wondering as to what I can do. Up to now I've had several ideas:-
Throwing slices of beetroot at pictures of Uri Geller.
Dressing up like Darth Vader and pushing a frozen block of trifle round Tesco with toilet brush. Shouting at plants. Throwing potatoes at the moon, Running for parliament, Skipping for Parliament. Pushing a fridge up a tree with the back of my neck.
These are just a few ideas for now, they're not your everyday hobbies I must admit but Hey, If they stop me from going mad, who cars? I've post a picture of a dog thinking about onions.
Thanks for all your support,
Love, silliness and hope