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I had the EGGS-act idea.....

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Dear All,

This morning I was reading the latest Church Magazine, to which I Didn't contribute this time.... I should have really!

Anyway reading all about Easter, I had I suddenly knew EGGS-Actly what I was going to have for Breakfast. I put on the kettle, all WHITE....

I knew that I wouldn't, have to, Shell out much.... Andrew that's a dreadful 'YOLK'!

Talking of Yolks.... which is more Grammatically Correct...'The Yolk, of an egg, IS White' OR 'The Yolk, of an egg, ARE White?'

I didn't have any 'Normal' bread- only some 'Rye' Bread, which doesn't make 'Good' Soldiers... at all. I wish that a neighbour had LENT me some. I suppose that's would be using my LOAF..... it's clearly the way that I'm BREAD!

It might be a 'tad' early but.....

Happy Easter everyone.

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MadBunny

🤣Groan! Awful puns but funny 👍🐰

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Lol happy Easter to the Easter bunny here and you Andrew my phone's just about dead xx

Andrew what came first the chicken or the egg 🤔😁

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Well, in Tesco's at any rate, the Chickens are with the Meat. The Eggs are With the Dairy... so the Chicken comes first!

AndrewT

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Lol good answer 😁have a good night pixies tired so am I been busy in garden fense painting cleared shed out moved it a bit as wasn't straight I'm aching a bit but like to be active 🌞🌛🌟

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panda60

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bun.

Brilliant Andrew, you are on form today🤣🤣

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thara9643

hehe

🤣😂🤣😂 very good Andrew!!

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Roxylox

The yolk of an egg is yellow

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AndrewT in reply toRoxylox

Well Done Roxylox.... you would be surprised just How Many 'people' that catches!

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