Ok, a weird photo and bad jokes😊

[Bazzak]

I had a neck brace fitted many years ago and since then, I’ve never looked back.

.

I've just started reading a book about Fort Knox...

but I'm finding it really hard to get into!!

.

.

. I was stopped by the police last night and was asked if I had a police record?

I said: "Yes, Walking on the Moon from 1979". .

.

Just paid £25 for a 3 mile taxi ride to the launderette.

I feel like i've been taken to the cleaners. .

.

The bloke in our local chippy says the best way to cook fish is to give it a good slap first.

Sounds like codswallop to me? ..

.

What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationery. .

.

For sum reeson, i've never yet wun a gaim of skrabel...

.

The word "Diputseromneve" may look ridiculous, but backwards it's even more stupid.

.

.Nurse: "Have you experienced a sudden loss of taste?"

Me: "No I've always dressed this way".

.

I've just found out my friend really is a ghost.

To be honest, I had my suspicions from the moment she walked through the door

.

.

.Wife: "You hate my relatives!"

Husband: "No, I don’t!, in fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine." ..

.

I googled "missing medieval servant".

It came back "page not found'.