See ladies, I do appreciate you 😊

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Bloke asked me to tell him a joke about sodium ...

I said "na"

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.I also had an origami business that folded and a plastering firm that went to the wall. 🙉

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Quid each..

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought: "He's trying to pull a fast one.".

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The other night Maria was invited out for a night with the “girls.” She told her husband that She would be home by midnight, “I promise!” She said. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, She headed for home. Just as She got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realising her husband would probably wake up, Maria cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, Maria told him “MIDNIGHT”… he didn’t seem cheesed off in the least. Whew, She got away with that one! She thought to herself. Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When She asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh god ” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted..

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.Ladies, just to let you know, I had the Russian covid 19 vaccination yesterday, and I can tell you there are absolutely no nagative sideffeski efectofiski secundariosvki все вам, дамы, нужно переступить через мое колено 😊😊