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Ok they are bad ! 😊

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Apparently Gilbert O'Sullivan is getting rid of the paved area outside his house.

A lawn again, naturally..

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Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.

Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take..

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I was walking down the road this morning and some bloke threw a lump of cheese at me. I said to him that's not very mature.

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Did you hear the one about the stamp collecting irish dancer?

He was called Michael Philately…..

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.I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tescos complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up.

I think he had A wrecked aisle dysfunction

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I must be doing good financially, just got a letter from my bank saying my Balance is outstanding!.

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Two Monkeys getting in the bath.

One says 'Ooo, ooo, ooo, ahh, ahh, ahh'

the other one says 'Well put some more cold in then' 😊.

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.my mate is torn between two lovers.

One makes incredible pancakes. The other writes beautiful poetry.

He's nor sure if he should marry for batter or for verse.

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The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to Marnie and Madbunny 😊😊😘 ( joke girls xx)

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Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003

Had a very unlucky day you make me laugh thank you

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hb2003

Sorry to hear that Hiba, what happened? Xx

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Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

Well I was late for my pottery class or ceramics class and then in US history I was pushing a table and it hit me real hard πŸ˜–

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hb2003

So when you were pushing the table, did you damage your pottery and ceramics so much, that they were history???, 😊 seriously, sorry to hear that, tomorrow is another day and I am sure it will be a good one for you. 😘

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Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

No it hit me I the noggin

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hb2003

Hope your head is ok Hiba, promise tomorrow will be better 😘xx

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Narwhal10 in reply to Hb2003

Oh no poor you. 😞

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Activity2004

Really funny and cute! Made my afternoon! Love the cheese jokes!πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

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Marnie22

Nice to have you back - I hope you got lots of hairy socks knitted while you were off galivanting......mmmmm, hang on, why am I welcoming you back when you are throwing shade, (see, I'm up with all the lingo!) at poor innocent peeps me and MadBunny? Jokes get a high score, diplomatic skills get a minus!

Also, FYI, having had an MRI because of my brain injury, I actually have proof that I DO have a brain, so ner ner ner to you! (How mature am I?! Don't answer!)

πŸ˜„πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

Marnie, Marnie, having read your reply, I apologise 😊 it must be Madbunny that is a jellyfish !!😊

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

No! The clue's in the name - MadBunny, not MadJellyfish! Come on now, I know you have some literacy and comprehension skills still left! Wait 'till MadBunny gets hold of you!

πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

Sorry what is sone? Is that like pilking?? 😊xx

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

Oooh, so quick! πŸ˜‚πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

😘😁

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

MARNIE!! you edited it !!!! 😁😁😁

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

Of course. The first one was just a draft! πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

If I'm a jellyfish ,best beware my sting ( homage to Shakespeare)😊😘🐰

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

God, it's like the awakening of the Krakens !!!πŸ™‰πŸ™‰

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I thought you implied we're jellyfish????

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

No Maria I stated 😊😊😊😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

No you didn't. You implied we're jellyfish you were suggesting that like jellyfish we have no brains jellyfish have survived without them so there's hope for us😘😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

keep your socks on 😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

What??? 🀨

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I'm losing the plot. Didn't get what you meant by keep my socks on πŸ™„A bit like the man who stayed up all night waiting for the sun to rise then suddenly it dawned on him😊😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

keep (one's) socks on

To remain patient and calm, especially when beginning to become angry or upset with impatience. Usually said as an imperative. ... Tell her to keep her socks on!"😊😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Yep I realised eventually- hence the ' dawn' comment😊.In Yorkshire/ Notts it's 'keep yer hair on'. I knew I'd lost the plot yesterday when I put the roll of foil in the fridge instead of the cupboard πŸ˜‚Hope you're well today 😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Yes all fine, hope alls well with you 😘😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Yes good thanks😘😘😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

Marnie be honest you missed me didn't you !!😊😊😊

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

Of course I missed you, I can't throw straight! 😊🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

🀣🀣xx

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Narwhal10 in reply to Marnie22

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

🀣🀣🀣🐰

in reply to Marnie22

πŸ‘πŸ€—πŸŒˆxxxx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

Don't encourage her Lynne 😊😊😁

in reply to Bazzak

And why not?!?

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

Nice one MarnieπŸ‘πŸ˜ŠπŸ°

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

Bazzak is lucky we're around to keep him in order! 😁🌸

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘πŸ°

in reply to MadBunny

I feel for his poor wife!! She has to put up with him πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ though he's not bad OLD stick really is he? πŸ€£πŸ˜‚I've really enjoyed tonight like most nights, you all just make me laugh which is brilliant!! Thank you to all of youπŸ’œβ€οΈπŸ’œβ€οΈxxxx

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MadBunny in reply to

I do too. Mind you I feel sorry for my husband having to put up with meπŸ˜‚No Bazzak this statement doesn't need a comment thanks 😊🐰

Hi Baz LOL 😁I have a photo for you of pixie referring to your cartoon pixie attitude on claw pole lol xx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

You will have to point me in the direction. πŸ™‚πŸ˜˜x

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

It's a good one. There's quite a bit for you to catch up on. We have been rude about you a lot! πŸ˜„πŸŒΈ

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

We're never rude about him- just honest😊🐰

in reply to Bazzak

Pixie just put post on for you lol xx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

No photo 😘xx

in reply to Bazzak

There's is look again xx

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Narwhal10

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ brilliant Bazzak. Love the whisk and monkey one. I hope you and Mrs K are not too frazzled from looking after the bairns and the hound 🐾😘

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MadBunny in reply to Narwhal10

Have put up a new post re Bazzak 😊🐰

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springcross

😁😁

Glad you back !! Someone to give cheek to now!!Seriously you make me laugh🀣🀣

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

And knowing you are around around makes me happy πŸ’•πŸ’•xx

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Crawler🐜🐜🐜

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

Exactly! πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

We' re immune to his smarm ( is that a word lol?) 😊🐰

in reply to MadBunny

Yes, I agree with you allπŸ€£πŸ˜‚ is this the lul before the storm!! In other words what's he got up his sleeve no?!? You've all given me the laugh I needed tonight πŸ€£πŸ˜‚. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰Xxxx

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

Have put up a new post re Bazzak lol

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MadBunny

You cheeky b*****😠😘

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Hb2003 in reply to MadBunny

ahem πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Oh look the tide has come in !!😊😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Better watch out then hadn't you😊😘🐰

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MadBunny

Have put up a new post for you😘😘😘

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003

I hit my spot where the bone connects to the calf or thigh I don’t know πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ I think and I also did hit my head because it was so painful 😭😭

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Hb2003

I hit my femur bone 😭

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Hb2003 in reply to Hb2003

I searched it up

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Danielmystar

Love them I allways get up in the mornings in pain due to spinel stenosis so no smiles first thing but these made me have a big smile x

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GardenMW

Thanks for these just what I needed in a wet Wednesday.πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŠMaybe a little harsh the comment on jellyfish brains...πŸ˜‰

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MadBunny in reply to GardenMW

We're used to him by now 😊🐰

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Reading4everyone

We chuckled at the clever play on words. Marlbee. Thank you.

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Shyandretiring

Great Gilbert o'Sullivan and cheese joke Bazzak πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

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Dago12345

Yes bad, sometimes we just need a good laugh at this humor.

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits

Like the stamp one

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