Don't know where you live, but in London these are on the pavements everywhere ( Not the mice 😊)

[Bazzak]

A police officer turned up at my door this morning.

“Do the letters TG mean anything to you?” He said.

“No.” I said.

“What about RP?”

“No, means nothing to me.” I said.

“How about AH?” He asked.

“Look,” I said “am I suspected of something?”

“No sir.” He replied “These are just initial inquiries".

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.My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused food, spat and swore at anyone who came near him and start throwing g things everywhere!!.

After that we never played Monopoly again ! 🙉 .

Slightly rude but I hope ok😊

A little girl asked her mum, " mum can I take the dog for a walk,?"

Her mum replied, " no because she is on heat"

" what does that mean" asked the girl

" go ask your father, he's in the garage"

The girl goes to the garage and asks.

" dad can I take Lulu for a walk? I asked mum and she said she was on heat".

Dad took a rag soaked it in a little petrol and dabbed it on the dog's backside to disguise the scent, and said, "ok you can but keep Lulu on the lead "

A few minutes later, the little girl returns with no dog on the lead

Surprised the dad says "where's Lulu" ,

The little girl replied " Lulu ran out of petrol half way round the block and another dog is pushing her home".

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One night a Vicking named Rudolf The Red was looking out of the window when he said "it's going to rain"

He's wife said 'how do you know ?"

"Because Rudolf The Red knows rain dear".

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My neighbour rang my doorbell at 3am. Can you believe it ??

Luckily I was still up playing the drums 😊