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A sloth is going about his day when he gets attacked by a gang of snails.

The snails take his wallet and leave. The sloth regains his composure and goes straight to the police station.

The police officer says, "can you describe the gang for us?"

The sloth says, "I don't know. It all happened so fast!"

One day St. Peter saw a street gang walking up to the Pearly Gates

St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some low-life, thieving street gang members at the Gates. What do I do?"

God relied, "Just do what you normally do with that type; redirect them."

St. Peter went back to carry out the order, and all of a sudden he went running back yelling,

"God, God, they're gone - they're gone!!!"

"Who, the street gang?"

"No, the Pearly Gates!"

If the bullying and violence in the school is really getting to you and you don’t want to go back......after the summer break, have a word with your parents and try finding another job away from teaching.

The shop assistant asked if I wanna box for my groceries.Told him I hate violence, and asked if I could just pay by card instead.

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Activity2004

Really funny! :-)

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hypercat54

Love these 😁

These are fab, really made me chuckle 😅 where do you find them?!?

Hope you've had a good weekend and a rest too!!! You certainly need the rest ready for the school runs this week 😃

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Agoodenough

So funny really made I laugh 😂

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footgo

Good evening Barry

We are all smiling, thank you! What better way than to close this Sunday and the weekend with more wonderful funnies from you. ☺️

That poor dog really does look terrified. Ganging up for sure.

We wish you and your wife a wonderful week ahead, stay safe, best wishes,Tim 😷

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply tofootgo

The same to you Tim, oh and re poor dog, I will put up a photo soon and it's poor wolf !🙂

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footgo in reply toBazzak

Thank you Barry, l look forward to seeing your next posting. 😊

Another lovely selection Bazzak and the picture is priceless! Aww!😊👍

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Zest

Very amusing. :-)

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Sheila_G

Absolutely brilliant. 😂😂😂

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Want2BHappy3

That’s Funny 😄😷🙏

These are all brilliant 😂

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Gillyflower18

Oh Bazzak I love the picture! Made me laugh out loud! I always like your posts. I’ve been a bit down lately and they help

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toGillyflower18

Sorry to hear you have been a bit down, but pleased if I brought a smile to your face. Hope you feel better soon. 💕

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Big_Dee

Hello Bazzak

The dog took the kitten's chair, now they are grouping to get it back!

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toBig_Dee

🤣x

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Smorgan

I love the picture! And the quips are great!

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RLN-overcomer

I am a Christian, and I found the Pearlie gates joke :| to be sooooooo funny. LOL

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