A sloth is going about his day when he gets attacked by a gang of snails.
The snails take his wallet and leave. The sloth regains his composure and goes straight to the police station.
The police officer says, "can you describe the gang for us?"
The sloth says, "I don't know. It all happened so fast!"
One day St. Peter saw a street gang walking up to the Pearly Gates
St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some low-life, thieving street gang members at the Gates. What do I do?"
God relied, "Just do what you normally do with that type; redirect them."
St. Peter went back to carry out the order, and all of a sudden he went running back yelling,
"God, God, they're gone - they're gone!!!"
"Who, the street gang?"
"No, the Pearly Gates!"
If the bullying and violence in the school is really getting to you and you don’t want to go back......after the summer break, have a word with your parents and try finding another job away from teaching.
The shop assistant asked if I wanna box for my groceries.Told him I hate violence, and asked if I could just pay by card instead.