I dropped a tenner yesterday but the wind took it.
I chased it for miles.
I never caught it but at least I had a good run for my money
I keep having this dream that I'm a horse, 3 nights on the trot.
Went in the bank earlier. The girl behind the counter suddenly burst into a rendition of 'Downtown'.
I thought What a Peculiar Clerk
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I saw Elkie Brooks walking her dog yesterday. I asked if I could guess it's name.
She agreed, but she did say "You'd be a fool if you think it's Rover"
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What's the difference between Covid 19 and Romeo and Juliet?
One's a Coronavirus and the other's a Verona crisis
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I once made a ventriloquist dummy out of bits of old carpet.
It was ruggish
Someone's just been arrested at our allotments for nicking all the beetroot.
Apparently he was caught red handed
.My Australian friend failed his aboriginal music exam.
I asked him "Did you redo it?"
I saw Bonnie Tyler the other day - She was looking for a coffee shop.
She found a few Costas and one or two independent ones, but she was holding out for a Nero.
