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Did Someone Mention Wife Jokes Recently?

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Well mine hasn't spoken ro me for three days and last night I gave her an ultimatum. If it persisted, I would leave home in the morning.

She gave me bl***y Cheerios for breakfast. :-(

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Narwhal10

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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RoadRunner44

Thats a good one J. Will keep it.

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blackbeauty99

Funny! πŸ˜‚

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MadBunny

Hahaha. Bazzak truly has a rival with the bad jokes😊

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Johnemβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I don't think he will care :-) Actually, most of my posts are joke type as I like people to get a little laugh, I know a laugh often brightens my day.

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toJohnem

Me too. Keep them coming πŸ˜‚

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Johnemβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

My old dad used to sa y"First rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more."

Lovely bloke - terrible anaesthetist.

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MidoriVisually impairedβ€’ in reply toJohnem

As a former nurse, I love that!

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Johnemβ€’ in reply toMidori

Haha we are warped.

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MidoriVisually impairedβ€’ in reply toJohnem

Yep!

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MidoriVisually impaired

Brilliant!

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RLN-overcomer

:| :)

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ddmagee1

Cheerio! Keep β€˜me coming!

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