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Cheese-y Jokes....

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Dear Everyone,

I was reading some comments both on here, and elsewhere, some really 'Cheesy' ones....

How do cross the road in Ireland? Very Caerphilly😋.

What Cheese can 'negate' the Smell, of a horse? Mascarpone! 🙄

What Cheese is 'made' backwards? Edam... 🤗

All that I have, for now, I'm afraid....Over, to you, perhaps?

AndrewT

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😂😂

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😂🤣😂

What did the cheese say to his reflection?

Halloumi (Hello me)

🙃

Very funny 😁

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What does a Ball 'do', when it finishes rolling down a hill, apart from 'stops'? Why did the Orange stop rolling? Answers on a 'postcard' (remember them?)…….

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I think Caerphilly is in Wales. Of course, I could be wrong. I have been wrong before. I think it was in 1957. Elizabeth.

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Yes, you're Right, Elizabeth….my Geography! I did get an 'O' level- grade C- in it, some years ago. I think mainly on Map Reading and Meteorology though. So basically I may NOT know 'where I am' but, I Can get there, AND know what the Weather will be like!

Thanks for Putting me right🙃… How do you Cross The Road, in WALES? Very Caerphilly😊. (The Worst 'bit' is that I'm an Englishman, so Wales is our Neighbour☹.)

Despite this, you have made me Smile... Thanks

AndrewT

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I own a remote Pacific Ocean front property in Costa Rica, way down south, almost to Panama. From California, I have to take two planes and a boat to get there .

When people ask me where it is, I always tell them it’s at the end of the earth, and you can’t get there from here! Elizabeth.

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