Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, βArenβt you worried about this mad cow disease thatβs been going around?β The other cow replied, βWhy would I be worried about mad cow disease? Iβm a rabbit!β
A bear and a rabbit are taking a poo in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with poo sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his bum with the rabbit
Q: What do rabbits say before they eat
A: Lettuce pray.
! Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
Q: What airline do rabbits use?
A: British Hare-ways!
What do you call a man with a family of rabbits up his jumper? Warren.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
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