Very true !

[Bazzak]

Every time I leave my house I am followed by a bird with long legs

I think I am being Storked

A mate of mine was scuba diving when he was attacked by a snake-like creature which kept biting at his face mask, and he asked me what it might be.

I told him "When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie .... that's a Moray!

the grim reaper came for me last night, so i beat him with a vacuum. Talk about dyson with death!

And finally, as I can't post directly.

If anybody wants a list of all the famous Bugs Bunny quotes, I can send it to you as a WhatsApp doc

🙂xx