Every time I leave my house I am followed by a bird with long legs
I think I am being Storked
A mate of mine was scuba diving when he was attacked by a snake-like creature which kept biting at his face mask, and he asked me what it might be.
I told him "When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie .... that's a Moray!
the grim reaper came for me last night, so i beat him with a vacuum. Talk about dyson with death!
And finally, as I can't post directly.
If anybody wants a list of all the famous Bugs Bunny quotes, I can send it to you as a WhatsApp doc
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This is really great ! Thanks for posting it. Gave me a big smile.
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Your always full of jokes Barry.πππππ
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Bazzak Reading Rabbits 4 years ago Behave !!π€£xx
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π€£π€£π€£π€£ These are brilliant. Thanks for the laugh. xx
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Absolutely brilliant
The eel hits your eye ...... is so clever
Thank you for starting my day with a smile
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Enjoyed that thanks.
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Good morning Barry
Brilliant, thank you, l am still smiling over my morning cup of coffee! The smiles will last longer than the coffee.
Have a great day, best wishes, Tim.
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Thank you Tlm, hope you and yours are all well x
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Stay safe my friend, if you are going out into this uncertain world.
We definitely do not need a second wave of coronavirus. Just when we thought that we could all start stepping out again. A really sad prospect ahead of us l am very sorry to say.
As always best wishes to you and your family, Tim.
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Went for a walk to Kensington palace yesterday, lots of flowers left on the gates in memory of Princess Diana. Never been to that end of Hyde park before quite interesting.
Stay safe mate x
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Hi Barry
Your walk yesterday sounds very interesting.
Still so very sad seeing all the flowers left for Princess Diana, tragic!
Take care of yourself, Tim.
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It will not be over untill we have a vaccine... or herd immunity.
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πππ. Thanks Bazzak. You never let us down. They are hilarious.
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Thanks for the laugh, as another Hammers fan we need a sense of humour β
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You are right there Wigan fan, I think we are in for a rough ride this coming season !. π₯Ί
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They raised another smile Bazz. Still smiling!
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Brilliant and its my Birthday today
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Happy Birthday Sanpedro, key of the door one ??π€£π₯³
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Happy birthday Sanpedro. x
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They are brilliant!I particularly the Bugs Bunny one. Cheersπ
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Thank you for the laughs Bazzak π.
I am sure I am not alone when I say; I enjoyed your photographic tours of London and the accompanying facts you provided, they were appreciated very much π»
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I have posted one for you, the pub story is a bit grim though!π±x
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Thanks, needed the laugh.
A couple for you...
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high...
She looked surprised!
Been invited to a hair-washing party...
I can't think of an excuse not to go!
My wife said, "You're so unromantic. I bet you don't even know what my favourite flower is."
"Is it Homepride?" I asked.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian
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An ice cream cone on a hot day with friends is great therapy...I laughed a lot too! Thanks. I would like the Ap.
First time to see this.
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That's amoray LOL,
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