Sometimes.....

[AndrewT]

Dear All,

You know 'Those' times.... Even though you have done it, probably 'Thousands' of times, you Stub Your Toe, The Kettles Over Boils, You Spill The Tea/ Coffee (when you finally get it). The Hot Water, is on the 'Blink', one 'minute Cold, the next Hot. You have one Green 'toed', one Blue 'toed' and one Yellow 'toed' sock, in the washing.... absolutely No Sign of their 'Mates'. Obviously it's This day, is when your 'Faithful Old Hand Vac' packs up.... I mean, when else?

There is 'No Escape' at Lunch either.... You put the Sandwich Plate on the floor, whilst you clear off the table.... and kick the drink over, into the Sandwiches..... You Race to the Bathroom, and Grab the 'Wiping Down' towel, as you pass the Front Door Someone 'rings'. As you open the door then, and only THEN, do you realise that you have your 'Hilarious' Holiday PJ's on. Great Aunt Alice is NOT amused, not one bit! As you stand there, trying to make Aunt Alice see the' Funny Side' there is a huge 'Whooshing' noise, followed by a 'Boom', and the Monkey picture falls off the wall. Clearly 'Clive', next door, Isn't That Good, at Boiler Maintenance after all!,

How many times have have you made Toast? Never, ever does it Burn, not once....Today there is Smoke 'everywhere' the Fire Alarm is 'sounding'. The BL..dy 'thing actually caught Fire! You throw the 'Blasted Thing' out the window, it lands in the Pond. Ok you now Need a new Toaster but, at least, you 'Saved' the Kitchen!

Coming back into the Living Room You come 'face to face' with Aunt Alice, who STILL hasn't Finished 'Telling You Off' regarding your Night wear.....

I hope that I have Raised A Smile, or maybe two.....

AndrewT