Dear Everyone,
A GP of some years standing is, exteemly shocked, to see one of his 'Older' patients, walking alone, with a Much Younger girl on his arm. "Mr Johnson, exactly 'what' are you doing?" "Exactly as you 'told' me Doc" replied the man excitedly, "Get a 'hot Mamma' and to be grateful". "Oh NO Sir!" replies the Doctor urgently "I told you that 'You Had A Heart Murmour... And To Be Careful"!
A husband decides, like men do sometimes- the silly.... To Paint the toilet seat, which he proceeds to do, without telling his Wife🙄.
It dosen't take, too much, imagination to work out what happens next😖 and, pretty soon, the Husband has to remove the seat, from the toilet. The poor wife manages to get herself 'Downstairs'- Loo Seat and all- and the Doctor is called.
"Have you ever 'seen' anything like this before Doctor" the man asks the Doctor. "Well YES I have" replies the, very good natured, Doctor "but, I must confess, NEVER FRAMED"😁.
AndrewT
Symptoms of a Covid Toe.