Just a bit of Fun, since I'm Still 'up' at 1:30am......
How far can you 'walk into' a wood?
If a Vicar, or Priest, immerses you in Holy Water what are you?
If you pack your bags and 'Walk Ten Miles A Day', in a month what are you? (there are Two possible answers, to this question.... you only have to 'find' one, of them, though.)
Two Fathers and Two Sons go to the Cinema, however only three tickets are bought, how come? (no-one 'sneaks in' either)
John & Tom are off to the Airport, to meet their 'long lost' Brother. Even though niether has seen 'Brian', there whole lives, they know exactly what he will look like... how come?
Why was the Teacher upset (no it wasn't anything to 'do' with Covid.
Finally a joke.... A man goes to the Doctor, with a large 'Strawberry Patch', on his forehead. "Don't worry" says the Doctor.... wait for this...."I have some Cream, for that"😀😁😋🙄😛.
Thinking Caps one everyone.
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Because (s)he was having 'Trouble' with her PUPILS!
A Little Boy, says to his Teacher "Miss would you 'Punish' me, for Something I Hadn't Done?" "No, of course not Jonny" replied the Teacher. "Good" says Jonny "because I HAVEN'T 'done' my Homework!"
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The gym, oh not again I hear you cry