A guy meets a prostitute in a bar, she says well hello!! Tonight is your lucky night!! I've got a special game for you!! I'll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in 3 words!!! The guy says hey why not!!! He pulls out his wallet and takes out £300 and lays it on the bar!! He turns to the prostitute and says very slowly!! Paint.....my.....house!!!
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Lucky night!!
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Oh, that is funny!
Hi Pam, I'm trying!! Mind you my other half would agree with that!! Just trying to raise a few smiles. Even if it makes just one person laugh that will do for me. 😀
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