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A man walks into a bar and others

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A man walks into a bar.....OUCH! Why did the Fly fly? Because the Spider spide 'er! Two fleas talking one says to the other "Shall we walk or take the dog"? One for the young ones-Why is the sand wet? Because the sea 'weed'! (this is hilarious if you are six). Finally-Two elephants fell off a cliff....Boom, Boom!

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:D :D :D

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I take it back! I found them πŸ˜€πŸ‘

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