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A joke to cheer us up

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You ladies may have heard it.

Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in.”

God asks Obama first: “What do you believe?”

He thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen”.

God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Obama , and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Hillary and says, “What do you believe?”

Hillary says, “I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I’ve always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American.”

God is greatly moved by Hillary’s high-pitched eloquence, and he offers her a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Trump and says, “And you, Donald, what do you believe?”

Trump replies, “I believe you’re in my seat.'

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Candy x

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Lyndy

Lol! X

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Supergran38

That’s made me chuckle! Thank you.

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Mumsie13

Haha. Hadn't heard that one. Started my morning with s laugh.

Enjoyed having something to smile about for a change. Have a lovely Christmas

Love from Angela xx

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SUE7777

Very good 🎅

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Cropcrop

Ha ha ha 😂😂, thank you for sharing and making me chuckle🎄❤️xx Jane

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Sashay2020

You really cracked me up with that one, Candy! 😂 Thanks Sashay

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