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I am going to take my daughter to stay with my son and his girlfriend today. They are going shoe shopping for her prom shoes in Newcastle.

So we decided to take the caravan and drop her off and us two go to Northumberland , now after my last episode a couple of weeks ago falling out the caravan door and ending up I hospital if anyone passes a van in Northumberland and sees a huge steroidal woman falling out the door, come and say hi, it will be me!!!!!

Hope you all ok today, maybe spring here soon... Here's hoping.

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That gave me my first laugh of the day :-) Hope you have a great time x

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Xxxxxxx

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watson3

caravans, holidays, shoe shopping.....SPRING....

can you tell. Me what drugs you are on????????

Enjoy your break(holiday)

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allanah in reply to watson3

Morphine!! Xx lol

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watson3

Think I need to double patch then.

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dimple75

Enjoy allanah and stay upright this time lol.xxx

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allanah in reply to dimple75

Lol will try! Got some red wine in the bag should I or shouldn't I lol ...

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dimple75 in reply to allanah

I reackon you should..might be hard to stay upright afterwards though lol. Just go easy with the red okay..xxx

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allanah in reply to dimple75

Mmm well things look better lying down I anyway!!

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allanah

Just been on the radio the road we are going on is blocked on both carriageways! Fated! Hope it's clear by then !!! Doh .

Before the wine, let down your tyres, make bed on the floor, place cushions outside the caravan, all done? With all areas covered, enjoy the wine and the weekend with OH. Take care.xxx

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allanah in reply to

U r brilliant!!

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sylvi

Take crutches!!!!! xxxx

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allanah in reply to sylvi

Is it against the law to be drunk in charge of crutches!!!!

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sylvi in reply to allanah

I will watch the news to see if you make the news.xxx

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allanah in reply to sylvi

Yes watch Gypsy Weddings , !! Maybe not you have to do a lot of claening xx

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sylvi in reply to allanah

???? What are you talking about.xxx

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Have you never watched this programme, it's hilarious! Normally on Channel 4, there is another one one soon, about where they get the money from to pay for their dresses!

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I have seen big fat gypsy weddings.I was thinking of finding her on bbc news having been done for drunk in charge of crutches!!

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You can picture it can't you! Sorry allanah laughing at your expense, but with you at least.

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Et tu Brute!! No its funee, but my caravan is posh!!

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allanah in reply to allanah

And my crutches are made of solid gold lol xx sorry sylvie tried to write back earlier but no signal till we got here!

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allanah

I may not make the news but might get on the programme big fsat gypsy weddings- meant £o£ x

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allanah

I may not make the news but might get on the programme big fsat gypsy weddings- meant £o£ x

Wow what a crazy woman you are Allanah - no one could ever say that you sit around and mope could they?! Remember Beedle's About (i couldn't cope with him turning up - remember him interviewed about having a low sperm count until he started wearing loose boxer shorts and washing his balls in cold water?!) maybe get a recording of the trip from beginning to end, including the motorway hold ups, and you could make your fortune? Xxxx

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Yuk don't remember that!! In the van, toasty and hot, had dinner ans two small glasses of wine!! Exitingday tomorrow...cravan cleaning!

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miss

H i Allanah enjoy your wine. Make sure your sat down inside caravan first. Before you open wine make sure caravan door is closed !!!!!!!!! You should be safe. En joy oh and relaxing weekend xx

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allanah in reply to miss

Not relaxing miss! It about getting the heating going, sterilising the water system for trhe year, washing the van and cleaning! But tomorrow after that we will go for dinner in a country pub!!

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miss in reply to allanah

The pub is sounding good !!!!!!!!xx

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justlizz

have a good time we are off in our van on monday up to Louth hope it stays dry for you but not in the wine department watch those steps

lizz

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allanah in reply to justlizz

Thanks lizz where's Louth?

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justlizz in reply to allanah

Lincolnshire

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allanah

And here. Is the BBC news Newcastle. A woman was found outside her caravan with a broken neck tonite. With her dying breath she said please give my gold crutches to sylvie. The police are trying to track down a mob called LiZmissgeorjedimplesylvietildawatsonpaulywoo gang who appear to have encouraged the woman to drink red wine and jump from the posh caravan singing - I believe I can fly and declaring everlasting love for jeremy beadle, jeremy kyle and barry manilow- more follows tomorrow on our late evening news.

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allanah

News update a senior memeber of the gang Tilda has justt been named

That's me pouring the umpteenth g&t for you just a few caravans away - the blond with the two dogs like "dusters on legs" and the groovy black splints! Xx

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Caught. Red handed !!

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cazh

Please can I join you in yr caravan, because I've got to face a day of trudging round shops looking for the elusive perfect prom dress for my daughter. Not sure if my knees will hold up?

Have a great time.

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allanah in reply to cazh

Lol just boought the Prom dress and left my daughter iin Newcastle to do prom shoes with her sister in law! Pick her up at teatime then she will be here today and tomorrow!

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allanah

Home! no mishaps xx

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Allanah you have had me in fits of laughter you are so funny. Never feel sad for long when i see your blogg. fantastic blogg have a great time enjoy your wine and your break away you are an inspiration to us all . thanks Allanah for making me smile today. big hugs . Lena xxx:)))

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allanah in reply to

Awww that's lovely , I think I am funnee but plenty will disagree lol xx

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