WARNING

MIS-SOLD CELERY SEEDS ???

YOU COULD BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION

if youve being mis-sold celery seeds ,, Callendua ,, Holistic oils .. as alternative

treatment .. this was wrongly mis-sold ..

CALL YOUR FRIENDLY ADVISOR ..... MR .... robin u blind

CALL NOW ... 0000222266666..... calls cost ... £99.00 per min

TROTTERS SOLICITORS,, peckham

just abit of fun , shaun ... no offence .. :))))

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  • Do indeed loft insulation or been misold ppi Andy! If so answer my phone every day, as I get about ten calls a day!! axx

  • hi allanah .. how are you ?? are you still recovering well ??

    ...i agree .. bloody ppi .. total pain .... the other week , i was just taking some yorkshire puddings out the freezer ,, a new bag ,, whilst opening them , the bag split ... 12 Aunt Bessie's rolling around the floor ,, finally got them all back up again n put back in the bag .. when the phone started ringing . placed the split bag on the kitchen table and answered the phone .. yes you guest it bloody ppi ... walked back into the kitchen .. yes you guest it again ,, picked up the bag ,, without thinking .. an out popped 12 Aunt Bessie's rolling around the floor again.. AAARRRGGGHHH .. next time ppi call ,, just wait .. :))) xxx ...

  • They know when you are hungry! ever noticed how its always 12pm or 6pm?try preaching to them the phone goes blank pretty quick.

  • come on guy what about the sola energy.

    yes im interested can you hold the line while i turn of the kettle

    then i leave them waiting for an 30 min and they are dead ignorant you know

    WHEN I PICK THE PHONE BACK UP THEIR IS NO ONE ON THE OTHER END

    so i have to ring 1471 and ask them to ring back cos they hung up

    THEN I SAY SORRY BABY NEEDS CHANGING CAN YOU RING ME BACK IN 20 MIN.

    and they never ring you back again and i was so interested in sola energy

    try it can you hold while i take the kettle off the gas ring

    and its not just the sola energy guys and gals that do it what about new pvc windows.

    YOU LOT ARE LUCK!!!

    THEIR USED TO BE 14 OF US LIVING IN A SINGLE BED AND WE USED TO HAVE TO GET UP BEFORE WE HAD GONE TO BED.

    AND LICK THE ROAD CLEAN WITH OUR TONGS FOR BREAKFAST

    HO MUST GO I HERE A NOCK AT THE DOOR ITS THE GIPSYS FOR ME CSRAP METAL

    and the clingons are off the starboard bow

    LOL have a good one andy

  • i worked out ,, never tell them your the home owner .. alot of the time when they think your not the home owner .. they hang up ..

    so !! i always used to say ... when asked if i was the home owner ?? id say noooooooo.... im the lodger ... until a indian guy asked me once ,, and when i said no im the lodger .... he replied... oh HI roger ..

    grrrrrrrrr.... noooooo not " roger ",,, the lodger ....

    i see ... roger the lodger .... noooooooo ...

    after several mins trying to explain ,, i just thought what are you doing hang up .. so i did ... week later i get a call from someone asking for roger ,,, ive also had one or two since .. aaaarrrrgggghhhhh ...

  • bit like

    china why you no wristen

    benny hill eh andy and ya tell the kids of today and they dont understand

    you have a good xmas budy

  • Cor I wouldn't you just like to shove one of those Aunt Bessie's somewhere unpleasant for them?! Actually that would be a waste of an Aunt Bessie but then I can't eat them anyway as I'm gluten intolerant! My favourite is the ad where the person says they just have to rescue something on the stove - will be back shortly - and then goes off and has a lovely soak in a bubble bath knowing that they are stuck on hold if there's a connection. I don't think phones work like that or I'd do same thing like a shot! TTx

  • my phone is answered to hello this is the morgue you kill them we chill them or buddy the elf what is your favorite colour soon stops the calls not had 1 for weeks

    lizz

  • Gonna start this cos my family and friends would just think its the normal crazy me!! Axx

  • now that is funny justlizzy

  • I know of a pensioner that let them ramble on about fitting a conservatory for over an hour and made an appointment for them to visit. On arrival they were stunned, he has the most glorious one at the back of his house. His response, 'well you took up my time, thought I would do the same'.

    I have contacted the preferential phone line and got my phone blocked, it stops the u.k. sellers but not the oversees ones, still the calls have decreased somewhat.

  • just had a look at this and registered george

    is said already registered number but i keep getting them

    regards john

  • ye, my sister got the conservatory people to come and give her a quote, they came that afternoon , to find she lives on the fifth floor skyscraper, well we laughed!!!!!!!

    Recovery ok but having a lot of trouble with the neck wound, doc been today not infected but very inflammed with a rash, so got guess what steroid cream lol, plague of my life these steroid everythings!! I think i am just delicate person!!!

  • I think I was the only mug who actually fancied a bit of that oil!!! Just off to call that helpline number for advice..thanks Andy you're a star ;-)

  • hi paulywoo.......did he not mail you , with all the prices ?? if you see how much he wanted for them you wouldnt buy any .

    you can buy all that stuff on line ,, half price that he wanted .

  • Really! I thought he was just telling us about it, did he try selling the stuff? Oh dear, no wonder his account has been deleted. I didn't buy any thankfully, I'm a bit of a sucker for alternative stuff but I still shop around for the best price :-)

  • you ladies love your lotions and potions :) google it ,,paula .. im sure you could buy it on line ..

  • I will have to remember some of these pranks, they have made my day :) they always ring when you are busy... But my husband does the same when they ring,.... He sit down and chats to them as if he is really interested,.. Getting them to give him a better deal,... even sits there arranging an appointment...., he's had them on the line for at least a hour before, I do feel sorry for them sometimes,

    Wishing you are all pain free, but i bet that would be to much to ask for.

    Lots of xx

  • thats good ..haha .. nice one andy

  • I know someone who used to keep a whistle by the phone - it came in handy for both dirty and sales calls. She had to stop using it when police pointed out she would be prosecuted if she blew somebody's ear drum inside out! Also, 2 nights ago my husband dropped a full spice bottle of celery seed onto our tiled kitchen floor. Poor dog is still finding them and spitting them out - is this an omen perhaps! Take care everyone, Virge

  • I think oil seller has gone Im afraid I reported them didnt like their tone!

  • i didnt either ,,summer .. i thought he wasnt here to be helpful n supportive , but just for his own financial gain .. lowest of the low in my book .

    sorry to hear about ,, your dads op again ...

  • Tried to show a friend his "sales pitch" during a rant and saw it had gone. Good on u for getting him off here. We have enough negativity in our life don't need him on here adding to it. Thanks.

  • Well done Summer! I was appalled at his blatant touting for business and lack of professionalism. I'd be struck of the AOL and CNHC listing if I tried anything like that.

  • i could not make the person out

    wanted a meet no thanks

    so summer sorted him good on you summer.

    regards john

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