Not been feeling great after walking miles and miles with my collie 2 days ago! Anyhoo, having a collie means I have to take him out regardless of how crappy I feel. So just headed off with dawg to the fields. Heavy rain has turned them into mud drenched slop bogs!
Of course within seconds I was flat on my backI HATE mud! After a few choice words I managed to haul myself up, swore at the dog( who grinned and wagged his tail), and stomped off.
A few yards later and I was on my back again!! I saw red! Screamed expletives like a crazy person, got up and bashed the sap out of a bramble bush with my hiking stick.
Got home, climbed into the shower with all my clothes on (washer broke!) and swore some more.
Hehe. I'm fine (apart from a bruised ego) to be fair, that particular bruise has never had the chance to heal!
I'm thinking about getting a ack of dogs and a sleigh...mush mush. Mind you I'll probably fall off that. I reckon I'm the only person who can actually fall off a three wheeled bike. Oh yes I did! Right outside a crowded pub garden.
I confess that I unashamedly laughed out loud at your mishap until I got to the broken washer part and then my heart ached for you... you've got to get that fixed asap especially as it's getting colder and wetter out there!
Take care (or wear Michelin man style clothes for protection)
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