Lloret is now in so if you want to meet here now for tea , all r welcome for chit chat xx
Tea party anyone: Lloret is now in so if you want to... - NRAS
Tea party anyone
Think we r all lost in the transatlantic flight and tinternet lol
Ok have switched over.... maybe that was why the site was taking so long to load the replies
So to recap - Eccles Cakes, double cream, Bolly liberated from Concorde, an assortment of teas, Loretta's excellent coffee and some veeeeery comfortable seating!!!!!!
Mm Cece I have the chair with Luthien!! Ha ha. I brought some Cristal as I know Lloret is liking French things just now! But maybe the dmards non drinkers can have cafe au lait! Have croissants too, I love the chocolate brioche as well!
So do replies come straight up here or do I have to go back to newsfeed for updates?
should just come here x
I suspect that Scouser and Luthien have rerouted themselves via the duty free - and Loret's not properly awake yet!
Ok, made it!! Now does everyone have a SEAT AND ARE WE ALL HERE?
I'm here Lovely Loretta.xxxx
Aw Sylvie, I know I talked to you when you arrived with the fruitcake, let's get you into a comfy spot out here. How are things this afternoon?
Talking of France my picture is me in Sarlat du canard in the Dordogne this summer.
I need a drink. A LARGE one! New kitchen being fitted. So far: electrics been put in wrong place. Water to new sink going in wrong direction ( look at the plans you numptys! ). Measurement on one wall wrong, so different sized cabinet needed. Do you want us to tile above the hob? You mean up to the intergrated extractor? What extractor?? Aggghhhhhh!
Oh those must be the same kitchen fitters that I had d-tech!
The server keeps crashing maybe we're overloading it!!!
Yeah lovely Lloret ta, u are up ! It's nearly lunchtime lol!
lOOKS LIKE COMMENTS ARE COMING RIGHT HERE NOW, THE OTHER WAS TAKING FOREVER AFTER EACH COMMENT! nOW, i AM READY FORE ZEE COFFEEEE!
mmm yes, do you have any of the hazelnut flavoured beans Loret? I've used my last bag from the freezer, stocked up last time I was stateside
That's amazing, Grace
Brandy in mine please Loret!
Ye the servers are so slow, but are all HU users on them maybe, therefore loads of people! Dtech I am trying to get my hubby to agree with a new kitchen but having second thoughts now, sounds stressful xx
Hey dtech, glad to see you here, but sounds like your kitchen is becoming a nightmare!
oh dear I need to get my feet up.....throbbing is an understatement!!
Can I have a Jamaican coffee, that's with rum in it and cream thanks
Me too Luthien seeing podiatrist next week for the fitting of these horrid metal splints he has described!
Ok, ladies, here are a couple footstools for you, with the cushions on them, do you are a full cup of whatever you are drinking?
Allanah honey, I couldn't get the Jamaican house boy for today, so we can put the rum and cream in the "Black Silk, if that's OK?
Aw Cece, What is in the coffee maker now is Folger's Black Silk, a richer than normal, divine-to-me great first coffee. I can put hazelnut in the next batch
that sounds lovely Loret - really, don't go to any extra trouble. Now come and sit down yourself and tell us how you are - is your flaring easing yet?
Ooh the garden is still looking lovely Loret - I know that you've been bringing things into the sun-porch but there's still plenty in bloom:-}
We'll go visit the sunroom, it's still all in bloom in there! One geranium is alot biggewr than I realized when it was out on the porch
I was wondering where you'd got too Debbie - did you need to stop for a nap on the way over???
Tell ya what, if we get too chilled out here, we will adjourn to the sunroom, it will be warmer. It is only 42 feet away..just straight in the door, 42 feet through the living room, dining room and there you are..
She got stopped at customs Cece.
So how's everyone today, I am seeing brainy rheum tomorrow for maybe change of meds and steroid jab. But had the family here last week and they were lovely
42 feet , how many yards is that lloret, u know our government won't let us walk that far!
Bonjour, je suis ici
Right enough of pretend french, i can only remember so much from school
Fantastic flight from Baker Street to here in an hour, think the G-force has ironed out my wrinkles:-), I feel like a new woman
I'll pop my lemon drizzle and blueberry muffins in the dining room, Cava anyone?
Quiet, tinky winky
OK, I'll cxome sit with you all in just a min. Somebody want to help put all the cakes and scones and etc on this one table? I have the little glass plates and the sterling forks and spoons, napkins all lined up there at the far edge. Then y'all can help yourselves, and we'll all look after Allanah and Lucien and anybody else that needs to stay off their feet
Yes Ronnie, do u treat ur team this well!
Thanks lloret, I love being spoiled
I feel like a new woman too Ronnie. But my wife wouldn't like it
What happened to our "waiter"?
Don't know how she puts up with you anyway dtech, with those awful jokes!
Oh sorry. You must be dipsy then. Lol predictive text wanted make that dipstick!
I can hire our " naked " waiters from Edinburgh if you like,my hey make wonderful sandwiches and cocktails
Big mirrors then?
So you are off your rocker?
oh no, here it goes! there was a rocker here with a little sticker on it that had scouser's name on it..anybody know anything about that?
uh...naked waiters?...uh, isn't that kind of..distracting?
Aaah that's better. Back in a mo, I'm just going to get undressed
OH HERE YOU ARE I'VE FOUND YOU AGAIN! - thought you'd all gone to sleep or home - but it was just the server being slow and the page not re loading.....
Sorry I have double booked can only have a quick cup of tea with you all. Forgot I have to see consultant ( ruemy ) today at 4-30pm. Hope they have ANCA test results for me to see if I have Vasculitis. Will let you know how I get on. Hope you all annoy my mars bar cake Love to all
Oooh Mars Bar Cake! Hope all goes well with the rheumy this afternoon:-} Now what kind of tea would you like???
Just going away now to hospital let you know when I get back xx
oh thanks, debbie, you will have to visit the sunroom, it looks nd smells like a florists shop in there.
Thought Loret said she had a swinger seat?
Seriously though, when Fetch said the other day hanging around with us leaves him in a perpetual state of nervousness, I couldn't resist creating a bit of mischief:-))
Jeez keeps cutting off this site! No lloret the waiters wear g strings and pinnies and they are talented chefs!, good luck poppy, thinking of you! Mmm mars bar cake anyone?
Me with the sore feet, I am playing what they call who's the most disabled! At festivals. They often had only six chairs for forty of us, so we laugh nd play whose the most disabled lol, Katy takes me a chair so I don't need to use theirs lol
Lol, so what food did u bing, I brought croissants and brioche today! Now need to know I have my Xmas cake down, does anyone ladle brandy in each week, I have been old it works, anyone one done it?
I have many , though it's been years..You wrap it in several layers of cheesecloth, then once a week drizzle, not ladle, the brandy over the top and a little on the sides. The flavour will permeate the cake and the cheesecloth keeps it from getting soggy. good luck, I'm sure it will be wonderfully edible
Eh so mars bar got annoyed cos a marathon was waved at it, nope still don't get it!
Ok guys this has really made me laugh ....looked at this blog it started with an invite to I can only imagine a quaint little tea party however, at the end of this blog when I reached it (eventually) I note the quaint little tea party has turned into a HEN NIGHT ..hilarious hilarious hilarious ....thanku for making me laugh A LOT ! Claire x
Lloret u gone back to sleep sweetie! I have to get back to domestic bliss in a minute!
Yes, Mars cake here, and comeon folks help yourselves to all these goodies!
Ok, now allanah, what is are pinnies?
Yes it did
Lol Claire that's nice but did u bring any booze to the party? The Cristal is running out!
Pinnies are the little white aprons, like a French maid would wear!
zzzzzzz-ing....... off for my afternoon nap now folks....... will check back in with you in a couple of hours, try to behave we don't want Loret's neighbours complaining......x
really?
What's your signature dish then, is it the Scouse?
PS What time are you heating it up, sounds lush............
Looks like we are all experiencing the long delays, I'm still here Allanah, though I havew been going around, taLKING TO PEOPLE, AND COMMENTING ON THEIR ORIGOINAL POSTAS, WICH WILL BE MORE LIKE A CONTINUOUS CONVERSATION WHEN WE RE-READ THE WHOLE BLOG
oh crap I hit that caps lock key again, wish they'd put that somewhere out of reach
Lol, ok afternoon nap for mr too but guess you will be here a bit longer! U arranging our next tea party sweetie?
Oh lord I have a limerick to think of for the next bout of madness! Xxxxxxx
I will be glad to host the next session..of course.
CEce: Have I missed your Eclles cakes? Could you bring me a bite/?
These commens are getting kind a farthur apart!!
Now before you all slope off for an afternoon nap upstairs, please can we raise our glasses to our fabulous host, the lovely Loret who is an inspiration to all of us with her joi de vivre and her wit........... thank you Loret for hosting these tea parties and bridging the gap between our two nations.
It's an amazing thing being able to hold a virtual party with people you've never met face to face and I know Loret particularly relishes these little gatherings, near lake Erie in Ohio
So to Loret we say "merci beaucoups et salut mon ami" xx
Oh lordy!!!
eccles cakes...naked toy boy waiters....g-strings....pinnies.....back sack & crack......mars bars......french maids.......brioche.....brandy.....onesies....rockers....where am I??? Oh yes...in the twilight zone!! Lol!! Such fun!!!!
mmmwwwwaaaa to all xxxx
That's great. I just managed to get back on, now you're all off to bed. No stamina.lol
Where do you want me to put my fruit cake!!!
Sylvie, Hi, you are getting here just as others are going for a "nap" but dtech is back! not sure who all is still here. That fruitcake looks beautiful! There on the table will be fine
Oh my gosh! Thank you , Ronnie. I do relish this, it seemed to just happen one day, as I wrote in the blog yesterday, but when we think about what we are doing it is awesome. And a few people I have described this to, think it is utterly amazing.
Thanks all of you for being herre and joining in the fun..proves it can be done.
Anybody need a nap, I don't have an upstairs, but there is the great room off the kitchen, with a day bed and tv and my recumbent exercise bike, and my paint shop just a step up from the great room
Thank you all again. Hang around or come back later, I will be here too.
Shall we have the next one for Thanksgiving and you can share all the traditional dishes/festivities that typically go on? Obviously we will put our own twist on them so who knows what will happen............
well you're a very gracious hostess Loret - it's most enjoyable to visit and share transatlantic silliness and cake:-} x
Loret. Thank you for hosting, and of course all you others, for bringing joy and happiness back to the site. Look forward to next time......if I'm invited as the only bloke (help!) ............and if we are not all banned by then lol.
Hey girls, and Dtech, so sorry I missed all the fun...when is the next party and who is hosting
Penny
When lloret invites us! but we will put up another post! Will be great for more to have tea together, lloret another chair please ?!
Lol, just checked my emails, forgot I am joined my email for replies. So 124 replies to delete, what a joy!! Xx
Nooo. I was too late! I had to go for another 'Rescue your Body' class. Apparently it takes more than one session to do this. It seemed such a good idea but I feel considerably worse now so happy to go for a nap also. (After eating the strawberries and clotted cream) xx
Scouser is having problems getting on the site. It is getting very slow though.
Have just recieved a ransom note for Scouser!!!!!!!
She's been taken by the Ohio Queen's English Society, apparently they were tipped off by one of their members who works in airport customs that a UK traveller who abuses the letter A, A was trying to enter the country masquerading the Scouse dialect as a Stew!! At the moment she's unharmed but they're demanding she sit an oral examination in a Southern accent and she must ennunciate to their satisfaction. Failure to do so will result in her never being able to use vowels again, what can we do? We must save her.............
Aaa eh? No leave her there it's quiet now lol,
Oh ok I will give you 50 p !
She would only get ngry ( angry ) with no vowels it might get funny, !
She would be called scr in her post or dbbie! She would live in lvrpl and drink t !! Bit like my typing really xx
Dammmm, I missed the whole tea Party.....I thought I was going to Ohio to Loranns, and my Pilot took me to New York instead! sorry gals, but whilst there I just had to do some shopping I wil be there for the Thanks Giving though.........guess I better dump this Beef Stew lol
So funny Ronnie. xxx
I Judy (the creaky heroine) will undertake to save scouser. Educated in North London by nuns my vowels are supremely well annunciated.
If scouser's family can send me a set of her clothes I shall sneak in and exchange places with her.
No one will know as we shall do this at the speed of light or maybe a tad slower.
Hi Judy
My sources within US customs tell me she is floundering with her enunciation,,particularly with the word "alright", if you could coach her in the next 30 mins they have promised do let her resit the exam.
I can't let you go in as a human sacrifice, you could end up in an orange jumpsuit, which would be far worse than a red onesie!! Plus we may never see you again, no it's too risky..............let's hope those North London nuns can save her vicariously through your good self.
I was taught by the North West London nuns myself, we'll have to compare notes once dear Scouser is once again at liberty on the site
If you accept this mission, ths reply will self destruct in 30 seconds (or minutes given how slow the server has been today!!)
Good luck
OMG! I read up as far as 'I can't let you go as a human' and thought I was being given the opportunity to use my 'turn into a suitable animal powers'. I am so disappointed but must put my own needs behind me and concentrate.
Orrr L rrrrr I Te - roll those rrrrs girls and remember the T is sharp and precise. The e at the end is a magic e to make it an i as in pie or sky not an i as in oy.
Inspirational approach, am impressed
Scouser- if you can hear us I want you to say "alright everybody, remain calm, I must advise you that the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain" can you give it a try and we'll see if customs are prepared to grant you your liberty, chin up and best of British!!
It's usually spontaneous, and so far been here, and that's fine with me
What spontaneous wit!! Ronnie and Allanah and dtech, you have missed your calling!
OK, save scouser..that must come first!!
then, Ok, let's plan the next party to Thanksgiving time...is your TThanksgiving the same as here? It is Nov 28 here.
Shall we plan it for later in your day, so you who work will be ready to party?
How about 4 or 5:00 your time? Maybe the day after Thanksgiving here, I for one won't be on the computer much the day before..
Let me know preferences.
Now let's get Scouser out of trouble. And Sylvie, I hope she's still here, she's so quiet here
We don't 'do' Thanksgiving here Loret - that's your own special holiday - so that's the 29th November 4pm onwards?
Now we really must try to liberate our Scouser, life on the site wouldn't be the same without her:-}
Thanks again Loret!
Now I must go and compose a Limerick for this week's Strictly - the muse hasn't been with me so far....
Cece x
Dammmm, I missed the whole tea Party.....I thought I was going to Ohio to Loranns, and my Pilot took me to New York instead! sorry gals, but whilst there I just had to do some shopping I wil be there for the Thanks Giving though.........guess I better dump this Beef Stew lol
First of all: Jill, no don't dump the stew!! Put it in the freezer and bring it on Friday, Nov. 29, we'll be sick of Turkey by then!
dtech: you will always be our bloke, so fear not. Some here may harass you, but no one will molest you
Creaky (Judy) Haha, I'm with you, I was also taught by the nuns, I think Ronnie and Cece were too. You just never forget what they pounded into our heads!
Funny though, my texting on the phone with my son is usually done without5 vowels. It reads pretty funny but we know what we are saying...I didn't know that was a scouse thing?
Ronnie, I thought you must have the same kind of holiday when you referred to Thanksgiving. haha You do know it is the date we had the first harvest party to celebrate our breaking ties from the mother country? No, not really, it really was a Thanksgiving Harvest dinner, using all the various vegetables that had been planted successfully, not knowing what kind of ground was here. Then , of , course, the wild turkey, rabbits, squirells, Pheasantt whatever they found.
In pennsylvania, where I was raised, we had actual Harvest parties, I have attended, where there were sooo many different veggies I had never heard of, and so many recipes to fix them different ways, and the entire village of Rundletown came out to the Grange Hall and it lasted on into the night, with my aunt Rae playing the player piano
And now I must go write a limerick!!
Yey you're back!!
Well done, our own little Eliza, but pray, what happened to your onesie, did customs confiscate it? And whats a that you are wearing?
You've got some serious catching up to do, vodka?
What a fantastic time you all have had! It has taken me nearly 10 minutes to read everything, when I saw 176 replies, WOW. Sorry I missed it, was at work. If Im around I would love to attend the next one. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading the fun you have had. Take care, Rie x
So we have broken the record of posts. And the site I think! What are the moderators going to say to us? Lol. I see you got scouse out, I was on my way.....honest. Just had to stop for a McDs, as I have some of a kitchen but no oven, til tomorrow... Maybe! So did they do a full body search scouser? No wonder you were in there a long time......oh whoops, that came out wrong didn't it?
Now let's stand for the national anthem (s) lol xxxx
Now I'm back on here I daren't go out again. Got a spare room Loret? I'll stay over.
Was that you on the porch?? Damn, must get that lightbulb replaced
I sure do dtech! The great room, with a daybed is very comfortable, with a lavatory just next door to the kitchen. That room was created out of what was once the garage, so former resident's daughter, home from college, could have a room to herself. My grandkids loved it when they were younger and stayed over at Grandma's, sometimes for a week or two in the summer.
Then I also have the guest room, with queen sized bed, another tv, telephone and of course, the bowl of guest soaps that nobody ever uses! And fresh flowers if I know you are coming to stay
The guest room is next to the bathroom, with the jacuzzi and sauna light.
Seriuosly for a moment, if any one ever wants to visit in the states, atleast around northern Ohio, you are welcome to stay here.