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For Ronnie. With apologies to the two Ronnie's.

Us with RA know how difficult it is to hold things. I have a problem in the garden holding my FORK HANDLES. But at least the garden looks nice, especially at night when it's lit with the FOUR CANDLES I have out there. The other problem I get with my hands is SORE TIPS of my fingers after I have been pruning. Could anyone suggest where I could get SAW TIPS from to stop it happening? Course my garden has a pond in it which needs a RUBBER PLUG. 13 amp of course. For the PUMPS of course which run the fountains, not the pumps I wear out there. Not to keep the water in. I use my HOSE for that. No not a garden hose, panty hose! The lining had gone so I tied it up with them. I must get some PEAS to plant soon. But I planted some last year and they grew too much. I needed to cut them down and I can hear you shouting BILLHOOKS! Or at least I think that's what you said. So I'll stop now.

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Brilliant! More please

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HA ha ha. This is what this site is all about cheering us up when we are suffering soo much and i thank you for that dtech.xxx

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Morning,very funny,I remember that sketch so well. Brilliant. Do the tips of your fingers really get sore,mine do but I hadn't put that down to RA. Have a nice day x

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I agree Sylvi :-). More please. I think you should do a joke of the day for us Dtech. Xx Alison

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Dtech

You are now our very own Richard Curtis, that was truly inspired. Read it when I woke up this morning, still haven't stopped giggling, you certainly ROSE to the challenge and as any Director would say it's in the CAN!! Xx

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very good indeed x

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Next week can we have BlogWorld, the movie?

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That was good, very funny.

Mary x

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Ha ha very good more please x

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Glad you all enjoyed it :-)

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dtech that was fantastic!

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.....only just stopped laughing....brilliant....now where's my tissue!

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Love it. :)

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