POEM ABOUT CHEESE
cheese is really tasty
almost as much as honey
but if you stick it up your nose
you'll look a little funny
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO HAVE A CHEESE PRODUCING SNOWMAN?
a cheese producing snowman thing
would be a wonderful pet to have
but you'd end up eating so much cheese
you'd be constantly on the lav!
ODE TO WHERE MERV KEEPS HIS CHEESE
I've got a secret stash of cheese
i keep it in my hat
so i can gobble all the time
and end up very fat!
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