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A joke to celebrate the start of week 2...

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Well done everyone who has done a week without smoking, definately a lot harder but a lot more rewarding than I though it would be.

Here is a joke to make you smile (hopefully)..

...A married couple receive a bank statement with a huge overdraft. They also receive a final demand for the gas bill. So they agree to save money. That evening, they are watching TV when the man gets up and tells his wife that he's off down the pub. Outraged, the wife informs him that he has no right to go to the pub and leave her at home when they need to economise. The husband nods and tells his wife to put her coat on. Surprised and amazed, the wife asks, "Why, are we going out together?" "No," he says. "I'm turning the heating off."

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Hey mornin Sutty

Havent we done well!!!! Gd joke :)

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Lynnstone 13 weeks and going strong

I everyone and congratulations to all of you on your quit and happy new year to you all I have not been on the fourm alot have been working.

I see there are a lot of new guitters and some old ones back Ihope they all stay strong and keep fighting old nick, so to you all keep smiling be happy with the new smoke free you .O AND SUTTY GOOD JOKE

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Good joke sutty, typical bloody man PMSL :)

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