I'll start off with a easy one

[TexasLawman]

A woman leaves her older husband, He decides he will buy that sporty convertible he always wanted. So he does.

He gets it out on the highway and is driving pretty fast when a trooper gets behind him with his lights on.

The man drives a little faster.

The trooper turns his siren on and the man drives faster.

After a few minutes the man pulls over.

The Trooper walks up to the window and says, "you are driving kind of fast."

Yes sir.

If you can give me a good reason for driving so fast, I will let you go.

Well sir, 6 months ago, my wife left me for a trooper and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!!

[Turtlepie]

Funny. Put a big smile on my face

[Kenu]

🤣😂😆 Ken 🐾🐾🐾🐾

[Royjr]

Nice start👍🏼👍🏼

[M2307]

Love it , I’m smiling like a Cheshire Cat ( have to get myself together before I sit on the bench next week )Thank you

Fellow MS member

[twooldcrows]

ahhahahahahahha....

[DIsneyQueen]

Loved it. Nice to have you back. Happy New Year 🎉

[IFwczs]

Hilarious. Good to have you back. My husband too was sad that you stopped your posts.

[Sandydemop]

Thanks for coming back to us and bringing on a smile. Keep em coming and happy new year.