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Doctor Gone Hunting

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his janitor.

“I am goin’ huntin’ tomorrow Buddy and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients and I’ll give you fifty bucks.”

“Yes, sir!” answers Buddy.

The doctor goes hunting, returns the following day and asks: “So, Buddy, how was your day?”

Buddy told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.”

“Bravo Buddy! The second one?” asks the doctor.

“The second one had a bad stomach and I gave him Maalox, sir.” says Buddy.

“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the Doctor.

“Well Sir, I was sitting here having a smoke and suddenly the door flies opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties. She lies down on the table and shouts: Help me – I haven’t seen a man in over two years.”

“Lard Tunderin’ Yeezus, Buddy!!! What did you do?”

“I put drops in her eyes!!”

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rjoneslaw

good one

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daveh121

Good story.

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2littletime

Funny..😁

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Entela15

Keep them coming! X

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twooldcrows

ahahhahahha...another good one ...

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leking1

Didn't see that one coming! That's funny..thanks!

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Tazmanian

Funny!!

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mrsmike9

Oh that's bad... ;)

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LOL 😂

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