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🤣 Because laughter is the best medicine, a very oldie but very goodie ...

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.

As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, 'Excuse me, ma'am, but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?'

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper and hands it to him.

He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.

Up and down the halls she goes again.

Then the same old man jumps out of a room and says, 'Excuse me, ma'am, but I saw you cross over the center line back there. Can I see your registration please?'

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him.

He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.

She zooms off again, up and down the halls, weaving all over.

As she comes to the old man's room again he jumps out.

He's stark naked and has an erection.

The old lady in the wheelchair looks up and says, 'Oh no, not that damn breathalyzer again.'

😍😂🤩

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pamgarner

so funny

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Kenu

🤣😆😂😅😜😊 Ken 🐾🐾

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twooldcrows

good one ...so funny and i bet this place is a great place to live and have some fun...hahahhahhahhahaha...

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CrazyCatWom

ROTFLMAO!! Okay, now this one's true--The last hospital I had to stay in in 2018 was a rehabilitation hospital. I'd been watching the morning news before my therapist came to retrieve me, and I started giggling over the "human interest story"--it was the one about the baby giraff that escaped the zoo and was running around the parking lot as the staff were trying to round that baby giraff up. Well, after my therapist's session, I was back in my room when several nurses and techs came running in to ask me if I had seen the elderly gentleman from the room next door to mine. I told them I hadn't. All but one ran out of my room. The remaing nurse told me how he was supposed to go to the cafeteria for breakfast but had escaped instead. All I could think of was that fugitive baby giraff!

Talk about roll play lol

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Amore55

OMG! Where do you get these?

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rjoneslaw

good one funny

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