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LAST WISHES - LOL

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.

He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:

"To My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."

"To My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."

"To My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."

"To Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says,

"Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".

Sarah replies, "Property ? .... the asshole had a paper route!"

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Boy that's left wide open

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Kenu

🤣😂😅😆😜 Ken 🐾🐾

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hairbrain4

That was not the ending i expected. I thought it would be something sinister.:-)

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agapepilgrim

Lmho

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What does the h mean

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Laughing my head off - silly phrase isn’t it? Should just use lol

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jimeka

👍

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leking1

I didn't see that one coming! Thanks for making me laugh!

Linda

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Jackjosh

😂😂😂😂😂 hahaha

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2littletime

Hahahaha

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Texandyroe

😂🤣🤪

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Dolf

Funny!

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Blue000

You always make me laugh!

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mrsmike9

Oh, that's good! I had to read that to my husband!

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twooldcrows

ahhahahahhahahahah.....

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IFwczs

Thank you! We need more jokes from you right now (unless there is more, I haven't gone through the new 54 yesterday's posts yet).

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cljones

😁😂🤣😆😅

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rjoneslaw

funny

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