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A big city lawyer went duck hunting.

He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the land and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in these here parts. We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'"

The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"

The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger.

He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.

His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!

His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.

The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and remaining strength and very slowly managed to get to his feet.

Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."

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jimeka

Love it 👏 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

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twooldcrows

would of loved to see this done to him ...ahhhahhahahah

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rjoneslaw

that was a good one

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Kenu

Seen it coming!,Good one 👍😉 Ken 🐾🐾

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Texandyroe

That was a good one! 🤣🤪😂

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mrsmike9

So funny!!!

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2littletime

Another good one! 😁

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IFwczs

It's funny! Thank you!

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leking1

I love it!

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Doubled51

It’s good to hear of a lawyer getting an education in real life country punishment.😅😂🤣. That was definitely a good one.😅😂.

Donnie

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kellywet20

Perhaps this is no longer relevant, but I do not understand what in history can be so interesting and informative. We're talking about lawyers. If you take the situation and look at it from the other side, then the owner of the land is right. I have come across such cases, and no one, not even a lawyer, can use his position. Although I had to defend my rights through the courts to prove my case, In particular, in fact, you can only contact stevenrubinlaw.com/whistleb.... I understand that what is written here has nothing to do with reality, but still: why do people not immediately turn to lawyers? Why no one talks about rights: After all, personal rights end where the rights of other people begin.

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