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I figured you all would get this!

Was going to make tacos last night. <- notice key word was. Browned the burger.. started draining..

Concentrate...

Concentrate..

¢¥©°¢≥Ugh!!!

Jerked and in the sink it went!

Win MS, Win for my puppers! 😭🤣

Jes🌠

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luvhair profile image
luvhair

Got it xo

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lauranell2u

omg I laughed so hard! I can totally relate. I know the pups were happy!

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply tolauranell2u

All I could do was thank goodness it was in the sink and not on the floor! 😭🤣😂🤗💕🌠

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VStargazer in reply toJesmcd2

I put a lid over my skill before dumping the juices but still sometimes my hands are weak. Be careful not to get burnt. I have done that too, in trying to catch it as it was falling. Live too far away from most restaurants to go out much. I love tacos though. I found myself tasting too much taco powder lately. I hate being the only cook. Then after going to a fast food place I love for taco's I realized that a teaspoon or two of vinegar would have taken the edge off the taco seasoning. I could taste it in the ones I liked for many years and noticed that they were not too thick like mine were.

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kycmary in reply toJesmcd2

so true

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falalalala

What you need to do is burn the heck out of it first as I do, then when you dump it you'll feel much better about making reservations.🤣

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply tofalalalala

I'm telling ya! Kaijue would have at it anyway! 🤣😂🤗💕🌠

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falalalala in reply toJesmcd2

Lol! My dog RUNS out of the room every time I turn the stove on.

Worst fireman ever.

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Is this the new diet that your following? Prepare food, and toss in the sink/garbage/floor? Is this approach working? Inquiring minds want to know! :-D

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply tocarolek572

It works perfectly well! carolek572 😐🤣🤗💕🌠

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Kompany in reply tocarolek572

Worked for me until I married the man of my dreams. He loves to cook & feed me 😁

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply toKompany

You got lucky Kompany !!🤣🤗💕🌠

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Kompany in reply toJesmcd2

Yes, yes I did❤️ I just had to suffer through 12 years with an idiot to be blessed with this guy😁

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VStargazer in reply toKompany

You married the man of many women's dreams! I used to love to cook. Now that my hands are numb and painful and clumsy, I hate it.

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Kompany in reply toVStargazer

I’ve never been a good cook. DH does appreciate when I try to clean. But if I try cooking, I hear “definitely company worthy “ or usually “DEFINITELY NOT company worthy“ and we order takeout because it’s too late for him to start cooking 😆

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kycmary in reply tocarolek572

lololol

Yup. Been there, done that

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It stinks! 🙈🤣🤗💕🌠

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Royjr

😀

BigMar7 profile image
BigMar7

Thats why I don't cook anymore. And I quite long before I had been diagnosed. 🙃❤️

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply toBigMar7

I hate cooking BigMar7 😔 much easier to toss something in the micro. 🤣🤗💕🌠

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rjoneslaw

o wow

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply torjoneslaw

Not quite what I said rjoneslaw 🙈🤣😂🤗💕🌠

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MarkUpnorth

So.....go to the deep freeze and pull out something else. How about Shrimp Tacos....or Fish Tacos.....or....or....! When I worked in Mexico, I learned the taco is only a canvas for whatever you have on hand and can put in it. Kind of like the white bread we all grew up using for anything from PB&J to.....

If it doesn't work out, try, try again. If you're really feeling down....slap on some cheese, into the microwave, then a bit of salsa....done!

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply toMarkUpnorth

Ugh I. Dont. Do. Fish. MarkUpnorth 😒 but always have a backup! So I had a hot pockets! 🤣🤗💕

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MarkUpnorth in reply toJesmcd2

That sounds absolutely disgusting! Processed food to the max! Have you ever seen how they make those? I have. Kind of like the hot dog plants. Remember the saying the raccoon told the other raccoon, you know what those are made of don't you? Lips and A-holes!...forget the movie, never forget that!

So, toss in some roasted veggies....though shrimp isn't fish?....Cilantro lime shrimp in a corn, even flour tortilla, with some shredded cabbage.....

Okay, I have a long time friend that "doesn't eat anything the pees where it lives"....So...chop up that possum that keeps coming around every night! LOL! When I was at my first post school job, working as an engineer in training in the marketing department in southern Indiana...the engineers downstairs (I was UPSTAIRS in the "White Castle" as they called it), Fridays were pot lock, and they had a crock pot possum in BBQ sauce. M M Good? A roadkill feast! Yep, never tried to duplicate that recipe! Hoosiers!

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply toMarkUpnorth

Has anyone told you that your not right in the head MarkUpnorth ?🤣😂 Ilck! On the possum! No. Just no! Although if you want some, pretty sure I can send you some!

Pretty sure shrimp,crab, and lobster are crustaceans? But had none. Yum Maine lobsters!!!!

And there is nothing wrong with backup food! 🤣😂🤗💕🌠

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MarkUpnorth in reply toJesmcd2

Hey, those were Hoosiers crock potting possum bbq. Okay, I was one, for only a few years. But I never ate another.

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply toMarkUpnorth

I got suckered into working for Hoosiers, once. Selling encyclopedias!🤣😭😂 OMG! Door to door! Didn't do possum tho! Couldn't sell those books either tho!🤣😂🤣

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MarkUpnorth in reply toJesmcd2

Did you keep a set of encyclopedias? (yes I know their obsolete, because you have way more on your cell phone these days), but you could look up possums, which are over fed lab rats, and squirrels, which are tree rats. I only tasted either once. Never again. But Lobstah!!!! Take me back to Maine!

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply toMarkUpnorth

Nope! I couldn't even sell them to myself! 🤣😂😭 I ended up babysitting for everyone! 🤣

And possums are marsupials. Gross ones tho. Opussums tho are a bit cuter!😐

Maine lobster!🤤! Is there any other kind? Yum!🤗💕🌠

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MarkUpnorth in reply toJesmcd2

Yes there's those warm water one's in Florida.....but they aren't nearly as good. Not sweet. So I believe the seafood restraurnts there get theirs from Maine?

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply toMarkUpnorth

Only if advertised? IDK? I don't even consider anything else.😂🤣 Grew up on it, so it's the only kind! Never had any on the Pacific coast. Alaska is all about the king crab. I didn't like that either.

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StacyHayward

Here’s what we do, so we can save the grease for the dog. Get a metal bowl, put a metal strainer in it. Dump the meat in and the grease falls through!

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply toStacyHayward

Yup! I have to use the colander for now on. With the grease container under it! 🙄🤗💕🌠

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Texandyroe

Been there, done that. So did you call out for pizza after that, as I did?

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply toTexandyroe

Hot pockets! 🤣😭🤣🤗💕🌠

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Jazzihorsecat

Ah Jes, been that done there w/ spagetti noodles I cooked, good thing to though, they would have flared me up bad, they were 100% whole wheat! So, I do thank goodness for that jerky spill into the sink, & all over the counter! I can now cook w/ out jerking, more focussed & no more dizziness, this candida diet cleanse is working!!👍👍👍😀😀😍

L💗VE YA! Jazzy💜🌹

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador in reply toJazzihorsecat

I'm so glad it's working for you Jazzihorsecat !!!! Live ya!🤗💕🌹🌠

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kycmary

been there done that

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