Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!)
Ingredients
1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp salt, 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit 4 cups self raising flour and mixed spice
Method
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner.
If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver
sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finish of the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.
Go to bed and leave till tomorrow 😜🤣🤣
Merry Christmas 2022
