Late Thursday Chuckle but worth the wait.😁

[Paul_and_Sue_Wood]

A sweet old lady was on our dinner cruise ship in the harbor. As the sun was setting, she walked up to the bar and ordered a scotch with two drops of water - just two drops.

As the bartender gives her the drink, she says, “I’m on vacation to celebrate my 80th Birthday - in fact, this is my birthday cruise today!”

The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink - this one’s on me!”

The woman finishes her drink, and the man to her right says, “Happy Birthday. I would like to buy you a drink as well.”

The woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want a scotch with two drops of water - just two drops.”

“Coming up,” says the bartender.

As she finishes THAT drink the man to her left says, “Happy Birthday as well. I would like to buy you a drink too.”

The woman says, “Thank you very much. Bartender, I want another scotch with two drops of water - just two drops.”

“Coming up,” says the bartender.

As he gives her this last drink, he says to her with a wry smile, “Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity, why the scotch with only two drops of water?”

The old lady replies, “Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor…”

“…𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞.”

[Polesden11]

!hic! 🤗 🥂 Sue x

[Craft7]

that’s fantastic - thanks for posting

[Epace]

😂😂😂

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Love it. 🤣🤣

[Polesden11]

For a few minute ii thought you wweere taking about mee then I noticed the old lady was sweet!!!!!!