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Thursday Christmas Chuckle.

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Its nearly Christmas so a few bad ones guys and gals….

What does Santa use to bake cakes?

Elf-raising flour

Why did the choir have to cancel their carol concert?

They caught tinsel-itis

What is the duck's favourite Christmas carol?

In The Beak Midwinter

Why didn't Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem?

All Virgin flights were cancelled.

Why are Santa's reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve?

They have herd immunity.

Why is it best to think of 2021 like a panto?

Because eventually, it's behind you.

Why won't Santa lose any presents this year?

He's downloaded Sack and Trace.

Why did Mary and Joseph have to travel to Bethlehem?

Because they couldn't book a home delivery.

Did you hear that production was down at Santa's workshop?

Many of his workers have had to elf isolate.

ON THAT NOTE I WILL GET MY COAT

HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS AND MAY 2022 BE A HEALTHY AND HAPPY YEAR.

PAUL & SUE WOOD

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Hellebelle

Ho ho ho it gave us a laugh 😃 anyway Paul and Sue! Wishing you both a happy day on Saturday and a healthy 2022. 😊 xxxx

Thank you for your Thursday jokes. It does help to cheer us all up.

Helen xxx

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Westcott

Very funny made me laugh out loud.

I have to say santas sack and traçe isn't working very well. I had 2 parcels containing al my xmàs food. One box was missing....... the one containing the beef, the lamb, the turkey stuffing balls pigs in blankets , sausage rolls and on anď on and I have to say the supplier has been singularly unhelpful. Can't get them on the phone because all their lines are so busy that there's not even a queue to join.

Still, at least the recorded message wished me a Merry Christmas when I rang this evening!!!

And that's exactly what I would like to wish you guys..a merry, memory-màking, calm, peaceful and pain free Christmas. Happy New Year as well. Who knows, 2022 could be the year they find a cure for MSA.

Sue xx

PS: I'll let you know what roast tatties, honey glazed parsnips and Yorkshire puďs taste like with a tin of tuna. Dont know whether to laugh or cry but I think another gin will be called for!!!!♡♡♡♡♡ he he he hic

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Helenhooter

Excellent, merry Christmas and a happy new year to everyone 🎅🎄😘xxx

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Ian1947

Thank u so much Paul further jokes as I am feeling overwhelmed today due to making sure that I give my other half a really good Christmas 🙂

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Niknak74

Thanks Paul and Sue for making us laugh throughout the year with your jokes...keep em coming as they definitely raise a smile!

Merry Christmas to you both!

Nik xx

Fantastic. Merry Christmas to you both. Thank you for the rays of sunshine humor. Best wishes Sharon xx

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FredaE

i am saving you some cracker mottos for next year in case you run out

sample ; what's the favourite Christmas wine? But i HATE sprouts!

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