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An elderly man was stopped by the police in the early morning hours, and is asked, “Where are you going at this time of night?”

The man replies, “I’m on my way to attend a lecture about alcohol abuse and its effects on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”

The officer asks, “Who would give that kind of lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies, “My wife.”

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