Cringe worthy
Duck walks into a bar
“Hey barman, got any duck seed?”
Barman “nope, sorry”
The duck leaves
Following day the duck is back
“Hey barman, got any duck seed?”
Barman “No - sorry. Told you yesterday - we haven’t got any”
The duck leaves
Following day the duck is back again
“Hey barman, got any duck seed?”
Barman “ I’ve told you three times now - we don’t do duck seed. Go away - and don’t come back”
Following day the duck is back
“Hey barman, got any duck seed?”
Barman “Right. That’s it. I’ve had enough. We haven’t got any bloody duck seed. If you come back tomorrow asking for duck seed I’ll nail your bloody beak to this bar”
The duck leaves.
Following day the duck is back
“Hey barman, got any nails?”
Barman “Nope”
Duck “ Good. Got any duck seed?”
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