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A little laugh for Jedireject

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" Update the force , Luke "

~ Adobe Wan Kenobe .

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JediReject

Haha I've actually not heard that one Helen , though there is apparently a whole book of Star Wars jokes ,well why not there's just about everything else. . . . .Thanks. I'm fairly chipper apart from a 'tickly'' throat which came on last night.

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JediReject

By the way I've already had my first laugh out of this transplant business. I had go Oncology Unit at Blackpool to collect a 2.5ltr container to collect 24hrs of my pee. Hmm nice. My wife had a dental appt further down the corridor. They put the container in a large brown bag. I went to the dental unit where my wife was sitting at the front of a small but full waiting area. I put on my weariest sick face and said in a loud voice holding the bag aloft ''They've given me this in case I feel really ill again''. Some of the peops faces were priceless. . . Naughty man JR. . .

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Helen1952 in reply to JediReject

Lol love that .

That little bit of humour came from my son who has had various bits of his heart replaced and has an internal defibrillator to keep him going .

He said that every time he trys to play a vid on his laptop it says upload your adobe reader . He thinks he's a comedic genius ! Lol

Ok now you need to stop with the tickly throat business so I'll have to send you some stop tickly throat turning into an infection vibes .

Love your sense of humour that works for me too .

Helen x

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JediReject in reply to Helen1952

He sounds like he has had his share of ups and downs Helen - worrying times for you no doubt. . You're doing ok if you can find humour in difficult situations. . Thanks for sharing that it just up my street. . JRx

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Paul42 in reply to JediReject

Becareful where you leave it, especially if having guests round.....dont want any confusion followed by comments of 'this wine tastes a bit funny!!'

:)

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Look on the bright side, imagine how much beer you'll have to drink to fill it.

Actually if I were you I'd overdose on

1) asparagus ( made your pee smell of rubber )

2) beetroot ( turns it a strange shade of reddish brown)

xx

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JediReject

Yeah I could have all sorts of fun, I actually said to the nurse ''do I only get the one container'' . . But that beetroot sounds like a good ruse,. . What is beetroot anyway. . .

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