Circumcision Competition- How many points do you have?

[gr2020]

You have/had Balanitis = 5 points

You have/had Phimosis = 5 points

You have/had Smegma = 5 points

You walk around the house naked during recovery = 5 points

You walk like a cowboy = 5 points

You walk like a penguin = 5 points

You stay still because any kind of walking hurts = 5 points

You don't know whether or not you're supposed to wet/wash it = 5 points

You aim for the toilet and your pee goes in a different direction = 5 points

Your gauze keeps falling off no matter how you adjust it = 10 points

You wake up with painful erections = 10 points

You try to stop thinking about sex so your erection can go away = 10 points

You wonder "How come I'm not getting erections?" = 10 points

You can't tell the difference between pus or lymph fluid = 10 points

You urinate with 2 streams = 10 points

You urinate with 3 streams = 15 points

You urinate with more than 3 streams = 5 points/stream

You have a lump on your penis and not sure if it's normal or an infection = 10 points

You wondered if you're the only guy who gets circumcised as an adult = 10 points

You are wondering how come I have so much skin left? = 10 points

You are wondering if they took off too much skin = 10 points

Your penis gets buried underneath the skin that's left = 10 points

You wonder how sex will feel different = 10 points

You think, "I can't go 4+ weeks without masturbating " = 10 points

You think, "I can't go 4+ weeks without sex" = 20 points

You think, "I can't go 4+ weeks without working out" = 30 points

You think, "How come everyone else is healing faster than I am?" = 20 points

You stare at your penis every 15 minutes, wondering if it's healing okay = 15 points

Your penis looks like Frankenstein's monster = 20 points

You wondered what women think of uncut guys = 20 points

You're upset the removed foreskin makes you a little shorter than you were before = 20 points

You're glad you can find other people online to relate to = 25 points

You Google everything concerning your penis = 25 points

You Google everything concerning your penis in different ways just to be extra sure = 25 points

You're panicking, "OMG, I can't find anything online about my issue. I'm the only person with this rare condition! My penis will fall off!" = 25 points

You sort of miss your foreskin because he's been a good pal to you = 25 points

You want to keep your foreskin as a memorial but that's kind of weird so you don't tell anyone = 25 points

Your doctor tells you you're paranoid = 30 points

You never thought you'd be talking about your penis so much with so many strangers = 30 points

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You wonder, ‘am I the only guy that’s not cut high and tight?’ = 50 points

You wonder, ‘am I the only guy that’s not cut high and tight and that’s happy that way?’ = 75 points

You wonder, ‘will adding another spoon of salt to the water to clean my wound help me recover faster?’ = 10 points

You wonder, ‘will day 10 of recovery really be too soon to try and treat the wound with oils for scar reduction?’ = 15 points

You wonder if anyone else thought of peeing through an empty toilet roll in order to spray less = 20 points

You never realized until now that you must have had four erections every night your whole life = 35 points

You just know how much you’re going to enjoy being able to sleep on your stomach again once it’s possible = 10 points

You never thought you would actually read through a scientific study = 20 points

You wonder if working out with weights counts as ‘working out’ when going back to the gym as long as you perhaps stick to upper body to begin with = 15 points

You take pride in knowing the meaning of terms such as ‘sleeve resection’ and frenulum, realizing 90% of men have no clue... = 10 points

[thanks for bringing some humour to this subject!]

[gr2020 in reply to Hidden]

Peeing through a toilet roll, Lol! I never thought of that. Here I am thinking I was creative by standing on my bathroom mat and peeing into the shower.

My Girl also was asking me if I could stick to upper body workouts for a while as I recover, but I'm not taking any chances. The heaviest thing I've lifted lately is maybe a 15lb grocery bag. It's not like I have a reliable doctor who will cater to me if any issues comes up so I'm erring on the side of caution. I'm gonna have to hit the weights extra hard in January/February to make up for this lost time.

[Hidden in reply to gr2020]

My doctor did my surgery the last day before he went on holiday on the 18th of December and said that if there's any complications I should go to the emergency room at hospital so I do not want to take any chances either. I was so over cautious, I got a surgical kidney tray for washing, I would boil some shop bought filtered water to wash it out with and then boil some more for making the saline solution for the actual washing. I also only got the best quality dead sea mineral salts I could find. I’d wash my hands before and after removing the bandages and try to stick to the same time more or less every day to change the dressing. I even boiled the pair of scissors used to cut the gauze a couple of times, taking no chances.😝As far as gymming goes, I will also put it off until I’m very sure it’s okay. I can even happily go without sex or masturbation for as long as it takes, I’m just getting impatient over concerns as to whether everything will still be working fine. I have to constantly tell myself to not worry too much as the build up of expectations are probably not going to help things when it comes to that first attempt to use my new penis😄

[gr2020 in reply to Hidden]

That's incredible.

[Hidden]

95 points for me

[JL__79]

I don't think about it much at all now... but in the last year, it's a solid 360!

(I did have penile cancer though, I promise I'm not being over dramatic... well, not all the time)

Jon

knob.blog

[Hidden in reply to JL__79]

I had a quick glance at your blog. I will go pay it a visit when I have more leisure time. Great job!

[JL__79 in reply to Hidden]

Thanks very much! I hope you enjoy reading it. It's not a secret, so feel free to share it with anyone you think might like it!

Jon

knob.blog

[drew15401]

THANK YOU for taking time to share this. I think every dude who has had an adult circumcision had similar concerns along the way.

[youcantblockme]

10,000 points