HOME SCHOOLING

[SLEEPINGDOG]

Most of my generation (60+) was

HOME SCHOOLED in many ways.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My father taught me LOGIC.

" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the shops with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you get knocked down by a bus”

7. My father taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .

"Shut your mouth and eat your spinach."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times, Don't exaggerate!"

13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION .

"Stop acting like your father!"

5. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who

don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until I get you home!"

17. My mother also taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it from your father when he gets home from work!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother also taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My father taught me HUMOUR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

[Lupiknits]

Nearly got me there! I saw your username and paid a visit before reading ..... 😂

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You've made my day again - thank you.

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😂😂can just hear myself!