12 years ago bob hope died,6 years ago johnny cash died,and last year steve jobs died...now we have no hope!..no cash!..and no jobs!..lets hope nothing happens to ED BALLS!!!
A worrying thought for 2013 - Hughes Syndrome A...
A worrying thought for 2013
Worrying thing is how long it took me to get it! Too much Guiness yesterday!!
Hoorah a laugh for Monday morning
Ha Ha Ha a great start to monday morn, love your humour.
That's brilliant!
Hi popshaw21. Brilliant-I love your sense of humour! Is it ok to pass it on (without your "name" of course) to others outside the community? My brother would find it very
amusing!
You are great! Had to look up Ed Balls, as live in the States.... but heck, I'm laughing and give you a high five for your fantastic sense of humor. Keep it up!!
Witty and clever with it. Why can't I think of clever things like this? Yes, I remember its the lupus!?
That was emailed around the the US conservatives sometime near the bo election.
Thanks apsnotfab,Ive had a good few days after having a bad flare up which had
left me totally feeling washed out with fatique and pain everywhere,even my brain is clear.I'm still having the frighting seizures with the disturbing visions,I'am still concidering going to ST Thomas's but i need to clarify things with my ophthalmoligist who referered me,which i will be seeing on friday.I will update you on the out come.
The very idea!!!! Mary F x
Hi popshaw21. I look forward to new items when your "inspiration muse" strikes again You didn't say, though, whether it's ok for me to pads on your entries to ithets outside the community. I'm not sure if that means "No, you can't" or whether you forgot to answer me! I would't like to step on anyone's toes by doing the wrong thing!
Hi popshaw21. Sorry about typos in previous message-didn't check it properly before sending "Pads on your entries to ithets" should have read "pass on your entries to others" ! Mind you, "ithets" sounds a good word......I'll have to make up a meaning for
it!
Hi julie99,please do past it on, i don't mind at all,especially if it can make your friends laugh.I will post something else when i find some more inspiration.at the moment I'm having a flare up and feel very fatigued and in alot of pain.Best wishes and take care...popshaw21 x
We need a laugh so here goes.
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her. " How many children do you have?"
"Ten she replied."
"What are their names?" he asked.
"David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David." she answered.
"They're all named David?" he asked. " What if you wont them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh that's easy," she said. "I just," call 'David' and they all come running in."
"And if you want them to come to the table for dinner?".
" I just say 'David come eat your dinner." she answered.
" But what if you wont just one of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh that's easy," she said. " I just use their last name !"
And i have more
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman be careful, I have just heard there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"
Herman says, " I know, but there isn't just one there are hundreds of them!"
very funny jilly,I'm still feeling washed out and everthing is such an effort,but you've made me laugh thanks for that.I have a joke for you..."An old man goes into a drug store to buy some viagra."can i have 6 tablets,cut in quarters"?....I can't cut them for you said dan the pharmacist,but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.I'am 96 said the old man.I don't want an erection,I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers!!!