A new infallible system has been identified to enable adults to carry out quick and easy tests to identify trigger points in the comfort of your home. You do not need to travel to a registered test centre. You will need a small glass and a comfortable chair. A small table may be useful, along with a bottle of whisky.
Pour yourself a small glass of whisky in order to carry out your first test. Pick up the glass and sniff deeply. Can you identify the aroma? Well done you have passed the first test. You may now take on the second test. As you Know this pernicious virus affects your taste buds so you must swallow the drink.
Is the taste satisfactory? If you are unsure pour another glass and recommence the test.
Are you feeling lethargic. This is another confirmed symptom . Walk vigorously around the room and recommence the testing process. If you are unsure you may repeat this process until you are content and happy.
On rising in the morning you may find that you have a headache. As you know, this is a symptom of coronavirus.....
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