Stay Alert - the government says

[sospan]

Wife and I went shopping with our face masks, got home, when we took our masks off, I had brought someone else home

Stay alert people

[Marnie22]

Brilliant!!!😁😁😁😁🌸

[cat3]

I was nagging my daughter on the phone on Friday to wear a mask when shopping. I told her that I'm not in the least bothered about how I look in my mask and tinted glasses as no-one would recognise me anyway.

I was queueing at Sainsbury the same evening with mask & tinted glasses when she shouted "I see you mother" from a fair distance beyond the queue barrier. 😏

……..not working for me then Sos ! x

[sospan in reply to cat3]

So wouldn't make it as a spy then ......

[sospan in reply to sospan]

must have been the halo that gave you away .......

[cat3 in reply to sospan]

Funny you should say that ; when working for a power tool company in my 20s I was assigned to spying on a competitor during a trade exhibition ........and ended up dating their area manager.

But instead of using it to my company's advantage I lied and told them I'd been spotted demonstrating our own products at the other end of Earls Court (and they never knew about the dalliance). 🤫

So no.... my heart wasn't in it ! x

[sospan in reply to cat3]

Cat - the northern Mata Hari .....

[Funkylady60 in reply to cat3]

Your children would know you blindfolded....that's how tight the bond is!

[cat3 in reply to Funkylady60]

So true m'dear ! x

[sospan in reply to Funkylady60]

"Your children would know you blindfolded....!

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Hmm - in Star Wars remember the guy wearing the black PPE , whom sounds like he has Covid-19 had to tell his who he is .....

youtube.com/watch?v=TjSA0Xl...(Not working as expected?)

[Carer_49]

Be alert, your country needs lerts.😷😁

[Jacki66]

My husband asks if it was a decent swap or not?

[sospan in reply to Jacki66]

It was tempting, she wasn't carrying any toxic coleslaw (see previous thread)

[1949liz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Awesome xx🌹

[Funkylady60]

That's a good joke!

[AndrewT]

Dear sospan,

I LIKE it, very funny 😁😀😃🤗. Here's a couple for you....

The Police knock on a Lady's door, sometime Saturday afternoon. They say that they have a Man with them, who claims to be her Husband. Apparently he had become 'disorientated', in the local Library, and the Librarian had called them. The Lady confirms, her Husband's identity, so the 'law' reunite them. After the Police have 'gone' the woman 'rallies' on her Hubby "What do You mean, telling the Police, you couldn't remember where you live!" "Well" begins her Husband "I got the shopping, as you asked, bought the 'normal' lottery tickets and went in, to return your books." "Ok" grunts his Wife "then what" "Well then... it started Raining and I hadn't bought a coat" explains the man "so I told the Librarian that 'I couldn't remember where I lived' and she, bless her, called the Police- 😎".

A man is coming out the local A & E, completely bandaged, from Head to Toe. "Wow, look at You John" commented a Neighbour "Did you 'miss' a Step?" "Oh no" Bill replied John "I hit Every Single One, of them🤦‍♂️😬😭.

I hope that These made you Smile too sospan.

AndrewT