So when I went shopping at our local German based mini market, they had their usul special purchases. Ah, I thought an own brand version of Fabreeze air freshner that will come in useful and save some money. Did I think to look at the label properly - Noooo.
A few days later, helping the other half to spring clean (what is it with hoovering do it,then it needs doing again a week later !) Thought I would be helpful and freshen up the room with the air freshner - but it wasn't air freshner, it was foam shower cream, specially formulated to not disintegrate quickly. The stuff shot out like a combination of silly string and shaving foam. The TV got it, the chandalier got it, curtains, ornaments - it went everywhere even the dog had some. It was 22 degrees outside and looked like a winter wonderland inside.
Lucky the brush wasn't to close or I would be back in A&E with another bump on the head