The Volunteer Hut

[ladymoth]

We thought we were getting a palatial new building, but this is all they would let us have!

All gifts of chairs and food parcels c/o VG please!

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Great they even took the pond ... Sulks in the tin bucket.....

[ladymoth]

You could have a little swim in the frying pan if you like?

Grins evilly and puts chips on.

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As long as you put the frying pan out on the grass it will be better than the colander or gave me first

[ladymoth]

I have turned my crystal ball upside down, so now you have a posh goldfish bowl!

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seems like a better use for your crystal ball than using it to predict what the new volunteer accomodation will look like - lol!

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I knew the first picture was too good to be true..... I actually think the broom cupboard was sturdier... I hope Sandra doesn't doesn't get a crick in her neck from the draughts

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Ps those steps are not disabled friendly how will I get in... We shall have to take it in turns to fly in on Sandra's back .....

[ladymoth]

I'm arranging a winch with a bosun's chair to lift you all in. I shall be flying alongside Sandra!

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Ohh you got your broomstick repaired after all?

[ladymoth]

Empties all the water out of VG's bowl.

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Gasps you would rather I had said you were batty ? ,,,,,, pfft no pleasing some people . Dives into the washing up bowl.....

[hamble99b]

I've een sewing gingham bunting all day on my voice activated automatic sewing machine

I don't mind draughts - I'm better at that than chess

I've also got ramps for the doorway.

sandra.

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who ate all the jammy dodgers?

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'twas Mdaisy I cannot tell a lie she popped round to congratulate you saw you hanging from the rafters asleep and tiptoed out it was only after moffs and I returned from lighting a barbe que.... See earlier thread we realised the jammy dodgers had gone......

Looks innocent , jammy and crummy all at the same time

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[Jo61]

That is the cutest little shed I have ever seen.......................is there a story here?

[ladymoth]

Hi Jo61,

Yes, it's a cute shed, but not the palatial accommodation we were led to expect!

HQ say we have to manage, as they've used all the financial resources on a golfing and Guinness-drinking holiday in the Irish village of Ballybogoff

Or was it pilchard-eating and surfing in the Cornish village of Tresoddit? I can't remember!

Anyway, there's no story to it yet, but we will make one up, never fear!

Yours Fictionally ... Moffy x

[Sammicat15]

Actually, we Tresoddites could muster a barrel of mackerel and a fishermen's choir, if you'd like. We'd do a proper job of 'em 'n' all

[ladymoth]

'Ansum, me dear! Mackerel's a proper dish for a Cornish maid, 'tis too!