Harold and Ethel.....

[fluff24]

Ethel : I think I need a new battery for my hearing aid.

Harold : Why's that?

Ethel : Some of the lyrics to these modern songs just don't make sense .

Harold : Which song have you been listening to ?

Ethel : That one by Roberta Flack...… Tonight I Sellotape my glove to you.

[Bobbassett]

Hi Fluff

😂 😂😂😂 Brilliant

Thanks for the laughter

Jan x

[honeybug]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[HeKe]

I’ve never understood why, in Bohemian Rhapsody they plead to “spare him his life from these pork sausages” 😉

[Maggie_Dexter]

Or REM, Losing My Religion...That's pee in the corner :-))

[fluff24]

Or Abba 's " I grew sick and tired of everything, when I called you last night from Tescos.!!!