Cheesiest joke you know???

[magnetta]

My morning is turning out to be a nightmare and it's only 9.25...

What is the cheesiest joke you know? Let's get some humour going to get us through the post-weekend Blues!xxx

[Fibrofoggiest]

Morning magnetta 😃😃

Always willing to oblige .........

Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory? There was de brie everywhere! ta da !! 😜😜😜

**ducks and runs**

Foggy x

[Hidden in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

Love it and got a good giggle, thank you

[Ginsing in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

I luv that one hehehehe

[Hidden in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

Très bien mon amis

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to Hidden]

Merci beaucoup mon amie 😃😃😘

[fenbadger in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

Je ris beaucoup mes amis

[lou1065]

I never remember jokes. I do hope your day improves though xxx

[Hidden]

Morning Magnetta,

Unlike Foggy's, this is not as funny so please remember it is Monday

A kid threw a lump of cheddar at me,

I thought that wasn't very mature!

[Ginsing in reply to Hidden]

What a star how about

What are teenage giraffs told when they go on their first date?

No Necking

[Hidden in reply to Ginsing]

That is very witty indeed and it is a lot funnier from the Giraffe's point of view, my daughters didn't think it funny when I told them that

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to Ginsing]

And yours too gins, 😂😂😂

[Hidden in reply to Ginsing]

heheheheheeh

Stuck your neck out with that one gins

LOLOL very chucklesome indeed

xxx sian

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to Hidden]

Methinks yours is brill tired 😂😂😂

[Hidden in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

Nah, preferred yours

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Full of cheddary giggly goodness Tired LOL

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

I AIM to please, but often miss

[fenbadger in reply to Hidden]

Saw that on a gent's urinal

We aim to please

you aim, too, please

[Hidden in reply to fenbadger]

Sounds about right. Got my dad a birthday card with arrows pointing all around the bowl saying not there and a great big arrow pointing to the center of the bowl and a big here please. Not sure he appreciated it but my mum did

[magnetta]

Brilliant, thanks guys! The cheesier the better!

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

...Because he was on a roll.

xxx

[Njh1975 in reply to magnetta]

Why did the mushroom go to the party..... Coz he was a fun guy(fungi)

Bad I know but always makes me chuckle

X x x

[fenbadger in reply to Njh1975]

Why were there no toadstools at the party

because there wasn't mush room inside

And with that, goodnight

[Njh1975 in reply to magnetta]

Even worse

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party..... Coz he had no body to go with

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Fibrofoggiest in reply to Njh1975]

Cracking Njh 😂😂😂

[Hidden]

ooh! I do like a good ole joke quest to get the giggles going

just a couple of cheesy jokes for you

Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?

>>>>>> It had grater plans.

When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying?

>>>>>> When it's too Gouda to be true.

zeb boings off quietly and Caerphilly to avoid the rotten tomatoes

LOL healing giggling fluffies for you {{{{{ magnetta }}}}}}

xxx sian

[fenbadger in reply to Hidden]

Isn't that how welsh hedgehogs make love? Caerphilly?

Oh, I've gone again

[Hidden in reply to fenbadger]

You have been testing the invisibility potion again haven't you?

[fenbadger in reply to Hidden]

My mate Ron Weasely

[magnetta in reply to Hidden]

Ha thanks Sian, we need to get you a microphone, reckon you would be ace at standup!x

[EquineArcher77]

I don't like the idea of organ donation, but anyone can have my piano.

[hamble99b]

as I went-a-walking with my uncle jim,

somebody threw a tomato at him.

tomatoes won't hurt me! he cried with a grin

but this one did - 'twas still in the tin!

[Stephrm44]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

Sorry my son used to love that one, not sure why.

[panda60]

Guy in pub to barman. 'Have you any helicopter crisps?' Barman. 'No sir, but we do have some plain ones.'😀🐼

[hamble99b]

what's brown, steamy and comes out of cows backwards?

the isle of wight ferry! (I know it's Cowes)

[hamble99b]

one for those who remember saturday flicks

a dog is walking along a dusty trail in cowboy country. a passing cowboy is galloping along,, suddenly, he takes out his gun and shoots the poor dog's foot! with a loud guffaw! he rides on.

Days pass...

then, the doors to the busy saloon are pushed open and...

in hobbles the dog with a bandaged foot...

he looks around and says...

I'm lookin' for da guy who shot my paw!

[fenbadger in reply to hamble99b]

tee hee, shot my paw, geddit?

[TheAuthor]

Some real crackers here! Thanks for giving me a good giggle guys!

[dillydally1]

thanks everyone, what a great way to start the morning xx

[Hidden]

Ok here's a couple of bad ones for you

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

Cashew!

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. I think it's something I could really see myself doing

[Regnofibro1]

Thanks for the laughs!!!