A Good Recipe!

[ladymoth]

CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE

You'll need the following: 1 cup of water

1 cup of butter

4 large brown eggs

2 cups of dried fruit

1 teaspoon of salt

1 cup of brown sugar

1 cup SR flour

Lemon juice

Nuts

1 bottle of whisky

Sample the whisky to check for quality.

Take a large bowl.

Check the whisky again. To be sure it's the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK.

Cry another tup.

Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried

fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?

Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget

to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window.

Check the whisky again and go to bed.

(This recipe was formerlated by an - hic! - exshpert. Don't do it at home unlesh you wanna have a good time!)

Moffy x

[Ginsing]

A Merry merry cake hicough certainly a good one xgins

[Fibrofoggiest]

I'm sunk not drober, and thash only gphalf wyai throxgh

........ Foggy prone on floor again ssshhankx for reecipe hic

[Malwimmy27]

Love it! Think I will definitely try this one! X

[avarose]

Love this

[sue32]

Zzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzz!!!!! XXX Oh!! Sorry, fell asleep after the whisky, cake is beyond redemption but who cares???? XXXX