Ha, today I attempted my first ever Parkrun. This is how not to do it!!
1) Get there ridicuously early - as in 40 minutes early! Oh yeah, I was there on my own too, no support from OH, the bed was too inviting for him...
2) Choose the warmest morning in weeks to do your 1st ever run outside and leave your drink in the car as you don't want to run with it.....
3) Get a sudden urge for the loo... and at the same time find that putting your ginormous car key fob in the pocket at the back of your running capri's is actually gonna start to pull them down as you run, very offputting to say the least.... and the loo's are back where the car is parked
4) Get surrounded by 'serious' & 'proper' runners, even though you are trying to stay at the back of the pack.....
5) Start off too fast because you don't want to get trampled on in the rush (and it was only a small incline but could've been Everest as far as I was concerned)
6) Manage about 12 minutes before you have to take a walking break. I was very disappointed at this as I have just finished week 7, but at the same time happy as running outside is a whole new ball game!
7) Still need the loo, the urge is getting strong enough to put me off my stride now.
8) Start considering just doing one lap...
9) Find it's actually easier to walk than run because you need the loo...
10) Run past a corner that looks familiar - bugger, that means I'm on lap 2, I'm gonna have to see this through now...
11) Take off headphones to find your breathing like Darth Vader
12) Still need the loo!!!
13) See a marshall, he tells me its just 2 or 3 more minutes YAY
14) Marshall neglected to mention those 2 or 3 minutes are uphill (slight incline really) and everyone is waiting at the finish line watching you
15) Dig deep - run uphill in full view of everyone with somebody trying to take your photo (OMG, I'm gonna look half dead!)
16) FINISH - sudden urge for loo disappears, what's that all about!!!
So, I got round... JUST!! I was very sweaty yet the woman in front of me had not a single bead of sweat to show for the effort...
Just looked at the results, I came 139/144 with a time of 37.28 - I'm really pleased with that, especially as more of it was walking than running because of the loo issue! AND it was my 1st run in the great outdoors
Biggest shock was when the woman in front of me asked if I would like to join their running group. I had met her a couple of years ago in a professional capacity but she recognised me and came to say 'hi' and invited me to join them on Wednesdays. Errrr....
It'll be some time before I get to go again (I do 3 classes on a Sat morning but the instructor is away this week) but I'd definately recommend it
For anybody thinking about waiting until they have finished C25K - Just do it, don't wait, get out there and have some fun!
For the rest of today I shall be cleching my aching buttocks as the mood takes me!!! Tomorrow... well, I have a feeling the 'John Wayne Strut' could be in force LOL