Armed and No Longer Dangerous

[SpeedMaQueen]

A Short Ode

I thought I ‘d buy an armband

As each time that Laura calls

I’ve had to shove my iPhone

Twixt my running tights and smalls

But as I move and jiggle

Then it wriggles to the top

And oft I fear to rescue it

I might be forced to stop

So armed with natty Velcro band

I continue consolidation

And thankfully I did so

Without stopping circulation 🙂

[NewRunner4 Graduate]

👏👏👏

[backintime Graduate]

Hahaha

That one had me giggling. I bought one too but didn't like it in the end and ended up buying joggers with a zip pocket at the back

[SpeedMaQueen Graduate in reply to backintime]

My phone is enormous so my pockets couldn’t cope! Not sure what that says about the size of my unmentionables 😳🤣🤣

[backintime Graduate in reply to SpeedMaQueen]

Do you mean because your phone fits there or that you bought a big phone to compensate ? 😂

[Oldfloss Administrator Graduate]

Love it... well done you... I had to give up on arm bands..arms too thin I think. Just love my FreeTo belt

[SpeedMaQueen Graduate in reply to Oldfloss]

My bingo wings obviously keep it up 🙂! Will see how it goes....

[Windoze Graduate]

Awesome 🤪😎😎

[Markco93 Graduate]

Love it, I had one for a while, but switched to a running belt which holds my keys, iphone in its case and when required parkrun barcode. 😀

[Buddy34 Graduate]

😂😂😂