The 7 ages of couch man (and woman)

[seaspaniel]

1. Couchman (hominis super sellam)

2. Runner (hominis cursor)

3. Lycra man (clara virum)

4. Graduate (hominis graduati)

5. Runner and singer (cantor cursor)

6. Runs and sings but now for some reason can't breathe due to singing (non cantus braething)

7. Was running and singing now on ground very puzzled (cit)

5-7 was this morning. Apparently singing can get in the way of breathing in. Might just be Motown though.

[Sofabunny]

Sounds like Spells 101 at Hogwarts...

[sallenson Graduate]

Hoorah!! Someone else is engagingly bonkers!!

[jma78b Graduate]

I am a loon when running. Trying to do hand actions to blame it on the boogie when running isn't a great idea 😂